"Ready or not, Here I come, You can't hide

I'm Gonna find you, and take it slowly"

A pair of boots being methodically laced.

"Ready or not, Here I come, You can't hide

I'm Gonna find you, and make you want me "

An arena worker goes seat by seat wiping them down. The arena lights glimmering off each newly cleaned seat. Wyclef's verse starts.

"Now that I escape sleep walk away

Those who convolate knows the world they hate

Jails bars ain't golden gates"

We see the cell hanging from the ceiling. Time lapse photography of the cell being lowered. Crew working on it. And the cell being reraised into the rafters.

"Those who fake they brake when they meet they four hundred pound mate

If I could rule the world, everyone would have a gun"

A shot of Issac Entragian working on a heavy bag. Becomes Mirage running on a treadmill.

"In the ghetto of course, we'd get the up in our their horse

I kick a rhyme drinking moon shine"

Domination sparring. Pause to take a drink of water. Trent Logan gets into both men's ears.

"I poor sip on the concrete, for the deceased

But no don't weep, Wyclef in a state of sleep"

Crazy Boy lounging on a bench backstage, No Limits title on his shoulder. Greyson Blade walks by and gives him a friendly tap on the knee.

"Thinking about the robbe-RY that I did last week!"

Loco saunters through a parking lot. Cheshire Cat grin plastered on his face.

"Money in the bag, banker look like a drag

I wanna play with pelicans from here to Bagdad"

Moreno in the park with his daughter feeding some ducks.

"Gun blast, think fast I think I'm hit

My girl pinched my hips to see if I still exist"

Moxley hoisting the FX TItle above his head.

"I think not, I send a letter to my friends

A born again, hooligan only to be king again "

X-Calibur leans up against a wall in his gear.... waiting.

"Ready or not, Here I come, You can't hide

I'm Gonna find you, and take it slowly"

John Thomas speaking with Osamu and Gryffin.

"Ready or not, Here I come, You can't hide

I'm Gonna find you, and make you want me "

Jester Smiles perched on a soda machine. As we get Lauryn Hill's verse.

"Yo, I play my enemies like a game of chess"

Mirage whispering to Lucien Grey. Loco Martinez patting each member of the Cirque on the shoulder.

"Where I rest no stress if you don't smoke cess, less"

I must confess my destiny's manifest"

Azraith DeMitri standing in a Legacy ring for the first time.

"To some gortex and sweats I make tracks like I'm homeless"

A group of Legacy employees rest and nap in a cafeteria

"Rap orgies with Porgie and Bess

Capture your bounty like Eliot Ness yes!"

X-Calibur holding the briefcase.

"Bless you if you represent the FU

But I hex you, with some witches brew if you do-do "

A shot of Cronos sitting by himself, taking everything in.

"Voodoo, I could do what you do, EASY!

Believe me, frontin' n***as"

Ethan Leers sitting on the floor leaning up against the wall laughing to himself creepily.

"Gives me heebie-geebies

So why you imitatin' Al Capone"

A shot of Devestation and Matthew Dawson eye to eye, quickly cuts to

I be Nina Symone and defacating on your microphone

Laura Seton walking backstage. Flashes to her on a court breaking some ankles with a killer crossover. Flashes back to her walking backstage.

"Ready or not, Here I come, You can't hide"

A shot of Adam Davis loosening up in the back.

"I'm Gonna find you, and take it slowly"

Marion talking with James Win.

"Ready or not"

A shot of a ring, with the lights turned brightly on it, so it almost glows.

"Here I come"

A shot of the Tao of Valor Title, lights glimmering off it.

"You can't hide"

Same shot as before but now its the No LImits Title.

"I'm Gonna find you, and make you want me "

One more time, only this time its the Legacy World Heavyweight Championship.

The music and Lauryn Hill's voice fades away as the Glimmer of Hope Logo Jumps onto the screen.

Moxley: Hey Hey Hey - It's the Crazy-Champ. Long time no see bud. Congrats on the victory over Damien Black at the super-card. I hear you knocked that guy so far off his pedestal he's got Chris Turner using him as an foot stool now.

Crazy Boy nods his head at the FX Champion and forces a smile, although he isn't really one to smile right now. He has a big, bloody match against Ethan Leers coming up and that is what he is concentrating on. But he nods his head at his friend Moxley and gives a thumbs up back.

CB: Thanks, Mox. Congrats on your win too. James Win is a tough opponent and you took him to the cleaners. That belt looks nice on you. I just wish I had MY belt so we could frolic around and show them off, but that sleaze ball Ethan Leers has something that does NOT belong to him.

Moxley: Indeed. I couldn't help but hear that he may have bled-the-dragon on the title. No worries, I know a good dry cleaner. You know, I knew a jerk who took a wiz on my Deep Space Nine trapper keeper back in the day. Of course, I did nothing... I was weak then... I know you, however, will make Leers pay dearly.

Tyrone nods again as he actually laughs for the first time in a couple of days.

CB: Thanks Mox. Just what I needed. A mental image of someone wizzing on a notebook. But, as I will take care of Leers, you also need to take care of yourself too. The Co-Op Challenge takes no prisoners. Believe me, I was in it last year and I was knocked out cold by some brass knuckles. I saw John Iley be put out of action by one Jake Dominion. It's a cruel match in there, Mox. Be careful, ya hear?

Moxley: Yeah, I feel like one I'm going to be knocked around like one of the marbles in hungry hungry hippos. But at least there's some good news. After tonight - the bounty on Loco's head will be lifted. So he should be in the clear... eh... if he survives that is.

Tyrone looks at Mox and just rolls his eye a little bit. He puts a hand on Moxley's shoulder and shakes his head softly.

CB: That bounty may be lifted, but I'm telling you man, Loco is a changed man. He is a marked and hated man right now. X-Calibur made the match so he would not be able to escape. Loco is a dead man, that's for sure. I'm sorry dude, but no matter what we do, Loco is going to be changed forever. There is nothing we can do to bring the old Loco back. I know that is a hard pill to swallow, but it's just reality, Mox. Everything in this world happens for a reason. Maybe Loco just hasn't found his reason yet.

Herb’s smile breaks for a brief moment.

Moxley: You're probably right, Tyrone... But still, a good friend will stick by you even when they know you're wrong. Anyway... good luck in your match. I'd tell you to stick a light tube up that jerk's troll-hole but truth is the guy would probably enjoy it

Tyrone laughs softly to himself as he nods his head slowly.

CB: Yeah, he likes pain that's for sure. I have my work cut out for me, but I will not let that son of a [beep] win. I have to defend not only my title, but my honor. And maybe, after all is said and done after Glimmer of Hope, Moxley... maybe we can all sit down.. and maybe.. just maybe... we can attempt to get your friend back, ya hear?

Moxley: Sounds like a plan. Unfortunately I dropped my cell in the hermit crab tank and they're still miffed that we ran out of peanut butter. Regardless, I'll hit you up on MySpace or something.

Herb leans forward and the two comrades share a first bump before parting ways. As Tyrone walks away from Mox, he stops dead in his tracks and turns around, but sees that Moxley is gone. He shakes his head softly and starts to walk away.

CB: Damn, I forgot to give him my MySpace.

Tyrone disappears down the hallway.

"Hey!"

A shot of the Tao of Valor Hanging from the middle of the Ultimate X.

"Don’t touch kid, sleep with the lights on

Touch kid, how you surprise me"

Matthew Dawson is handed the Tao of Valor title. He thrusts it in the air and sneers over the crowd who jeers his victory.

"Now roll kid, knock your body off!"

Devastation is eye to eye with Dawson and then levels him with a forearm shot.

"You’re something like a phenomena"

Dawson drops Devastation with dropkick.

"Something like an astronoma"

Laura Seton launches herself of the top rope.

"Roll kid, rock your body off!"

Someone goes to attack Dawson, but he drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring.

"Something like a phenomena, baby"

Devastation hitting his Devastation Driver.

"You’re something like a phenomena"

Laura Seton walks to the ring exchanging high fives with fans.

"Something like a phenomena, baby"

Dawson nails an opponent with a top rope bulldog.

"You’re gonna get your body off"

The shot of the Tao of Valor hanging from the X'd ropes.

"Don’t fall asleep with the motor on"

A shot of Laura asleep on her WNBA team bus.

"She’ll make you sweat in the water

Don’t fall asleep with the motor on"

Devastation takes a moment backstage to close his eyes and focus before heading out to the ring.

"She’ll make you sweat in the water"

Numerous sweat soaked arms reach for, and claw at the Legacy Tao of Valor Championship.

"Hot time kid

Hot time kid"

Devastation locks a nasty looking cross face submission onto Dawson.

"It’s cold under the blanket

They loved it"

Devastation holds the Tao of Valor high above his head. The crowd roaring their approval.

"They shot it

The fastest ran and got it"

Dawson leveling Devastation with a vicious low blow.

"That story that ease my

They hide it up the sleeves, my"

Laura makes her way to the ring. THe picture blurs to her on court running point. As she leaps to take a jump shot she launches herself off the top rope nailing a cross body.

"They hide it

They hide it

They’re never gonna find it"

Legacy Crew assembling the Ultimate X. Placing the Title in the middle.

"Don’t fall asleep with the motor on"

A shot of Laura climbing nimbly, hand over hand.

"She’ll make you sweat in the water"

Dawson slides arms and legs wrapped around the Ultimate X Rope.

"Don’t fall asleep with the motor on"

Devastation leaps and grabs the rope, testing its strength under his weight.

"She’ll make you sweat in the water"

Those sweat covered hands reach and claw for the Title again.

"Something like a phenomena, baby

You’re something like a phenomena"

Laura Seton latches an opponent and nails the Perfection

"Something like a phenomena, baby

You’re gonna get your body off"

Devastation grabs an opponent and delivers a vicious Decapitator.

"Something like a phenomena, baby

You’re something like a phenomena"

Dawson grabs an opponent, and flashes a cocky smirk before launching the opponent and himself back into "The Ultimate Highlight"

"Something like a phenomena, baby

You’re gonna get your body off"

And one more shot from high above the ring of the Ultmate X ropes and hanging from them... The Legacy Tao of Valor Championship.

The shot goes to the ring, where the Ultimate X structure is shown, and the Tao of Valor Championship is suspended by the crossing cables.

Josphina Colbert: Introducing first, from Oshkosh, Wisconsin! Weighing in at 175 pounds! She is the first challenger! LAURA SETON!

The opening strains of The Radio's “Whatever Gets You Through Today” hits and the Detroit crowd comes alive with cheers as we go to the view of the LEGACY-tron. The camera shot shows the shins of what are obviously female legs and pans up the length of the legs, runs past a pair of dark blue shorts with white trim, past a dark blue basketball jersey with a white “34” on it, and stops at a lowered brunette head.

“Someone said today...”

“LAURA SETON” appears on the right of the screen as the head lifts, showing a smiling Laura.

“There's no other way of playin'...”

The shot is now of the entrance way and bursting through the curtains is Laura herself, in a dark blue warmup suit—much to the crowd's delight. She rushes up to the righthand corner area of where the elevated walkway connects with the entrance area and lets out a couple of excited audible “YEAH”s as she energetically gives a few double fist pumps and nods towards various pro-Laura signs in the crowd before bouncing to the lefthand corner and going through the same thing as a few camera flashes go off. She heads for the beginning of the elevated walkway, takes a deep breath and makes her way to the ring.

"But I'll find a way, I'll find another way of sayin'..."

Bryan Harris: This girl has way too much energy. She needs decaffeinated coffee, soda, or whatever it is she drinks.

Jimmy Yates: So it's not okay to be amped up?

Bryan Harris: The only time she needs to be amped up is when she's in the sa...

Alan Ducard: (quickly cutting off Harris) Legacy's sole female competitor getting her second opportunity at the Tao of Valor championship, hoping for a much fairer result tonight than her first attempt.

She gets to the end of the walkway and leaps off it to the apron area. We hear a fan yell out “I LOVE YOU, LAURA!!” and apparently Laura does as well. She turns her head to her right and sees a young male fan sticking an arm over the security barrier. She quickly rushes over with a smile and slaps his hand and points at him before diving under the bottom rope in to the ring. She heads for the lefthand turnbuckle on the far side and hops on the middle rope and poses her arms in an “L” shape.

Bryan Harris: This is easily the worst moment in LEGACY history. A woman...a WOMAN, with one of the stupidest nicknames I've ever heard of mind you, is getting a second chance for a belt. She had one already. Let's move on to a more qualified candidate.

Jimmy Yates: She seems pretty qualified to me. She's done extremely well in her year in LEGACY and I think her style is a great fit for an Ultimate X match. And what's wrong with "Milk and Cookies?" It's a perfect nickname for her.

Alan Ducard: Remember too, Dawson's cheap tactics during their match at the SuperCard cost her her chance. Same thing with Devastation from back at 11th Hour. This is a revenge match with two worthy opponents to the title.

"Whatever gets you through today..."

Laura goes to the diagonal corner and goes through the same drill with her arms in an “L” shape, holding it for a few seconds before hopping down and heading for her corner. Upon reaching it, she rips away her warmup pants revealing white shorts with dark blue trim, then removes her warmup top revealing a white basketball-esque jersey with dark blue trim and a dark blue “34” on both the front and back of it, a lime green t-shirt poking out at the V-neck of the jersey. Essentially a replica of her Minnesota Lynx jersey, minus the “LYNX” on the front and her last name on the back. She ties her hair into a ponytail and takes a second hair tie from her shorts and wraps it around her scalp.

"Whatever gets you through today..."

Bryan Harris: I would love to be that hair thing right now, though.

Alan Ducard: What??

Bryan Harris: It was just in her shor...

Jimmy Yates: Don't even start. You know, I don't get this. You bash her quite often, but yet you make remarks about people and things being in certain positions with her and that you'd “love to be them.” Do you like her or not!?

The music slowly fades out, as she turns to face the entrance. The lights inside the arena cut to black as a roar goes up from the capacity crowd. The familiar sound of a drumbeat echoes throughout the building before a spotlight shines down on the entrance. As it does a guitar riff blares across the building before a voice shouts above the chaos.

I AM IRON MAN!

The guitar riff continues a few more times as all eyes come down on the entrance awaiting the man about to walk out. The music picks up and the crowd roars as Devastation walks out from behind the curtain.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing next from St. Louis Missouri, weighing in at two hundred and eighty four pounds, he is the former Tao of Valor and World Heavyweight champion, DEVASTATION!

Devastation continues his slow walk to the ringside area with his head down. As he gets a few feet down Ozzy Osbourne begins to wail over the screaming crowd.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?

Devastation tonight is clad in black tights that come about halfway down his thigh. They have two thin red lines down the outside of each leg. His kneepads are black with red trim at the top and bottom. He wears black boots with red kickpads overtop of them. His hands and palms are taped heavily in black and he wears a black long sleeved hooded jacket trimmed in red with the hood up, partially hiding his face with his head down like it is.

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We’ll just pass him there.
Why should we even care?

Devastation looks at the steel cables over the ring as he approaches the ring. He walks around the ring, eyeing the cables as he does, before walking slowly up the far ringside steps and ducking in between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring.

He was turned to steel.
In the great magnetic field.
When he traveled time.
For the future of mankind.

He walks immediately to his corner where he takes a knee facing the turnbuckles. As he always does before any match he says a quick prayer before he stands back up to his feet once more.

Nobody wants him.
He just stares at the world.
Planning his vengeance.
That he soon will unfurl.

He removes his jacket and hands it over the top rope to a ring attendant. Then he turns back towards the entrance to the arena, bouncing slightly back and forth on the balls of his feet as he awaits the arrival of the Tao of Valor champion, Matthew Dawson.

Alan Ducard: Certainly an intense challenger, is Devastation, and this contest has all the ingredients required for an exciting opening to Glimmer of Hope!

Jimmy Yates: You’re not kidding. Now we just have to wait on the jerk, Matthew Dawson, to make his way out here so we can watch one of these two challengers take the title off of him!

Suddenly “Touch, Peel, Stand” by Days of the New hits, and the fans begin to boo instantly.

Josephina Colbert: And their opponent! Hailing from Valley Forge, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 245 pounds! He is the current Tao of Valor Champion! “The Highlight of the Night”! MATTHEW DAWSON!

The booing continues as Matthew Dawson steps out from the back. He points at the title hanging above the ring, and points at his waist, mouthing the words “That belongs to me!” as he makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the loud booing from around the arena. He hops onto the apron and slowly gets into the ring, staring at his challengers.

Bryan Harris: A real champion should only have to face one challenger at a time! This is absolute garbage that he’s forced to face two challengers at once!

Jimmy Yates: It sound slike someone’s scared of their boy losing the title, to me!

The bell sounds, and all three competitors start to circle the ring, glancing up at the Tao of Valor Championship, caught along the crossing cables high above the ring. Matthew Dawson turns quickly toward a corner and starts toward it, but both Devastation and Laura Seton grab him by either shoulder and turn him around, and each deliver a chop across his chest that sends him to the canvas! Dawson rolls out of the ring, holding his chest, but Seton follows shortly behind!

Alan Ducard: Matthew Dawson unwisely turned his back on his challengers, and paid the price on that exchange.

Jimmy Yates: Serves him right. He’s an absolute d-bag!

Dawson sees Seton coming after him and starts running away from her. Seton gives chase as Dawson rolls under the ropes and pops up to run again, Seton hot on his heels! Devastation swings a clothesline for Dawson, but Dawson ducks under it and Seton runs right into the swinging arm and drops to the canvas in a heap!

Bryan Harris: Devastation just took Laura’s poor head off!

Jimmy Yates: No kidding! There was some “oomph” behind that clothesline!

Devastation turns around, and Dawson jabs a thumb into his eye! Dawson turns away from Devastation and runs full-on for a corner now, and scrambles up the turnbuckles and jumps that little extra bit to grab the cable! Devastation quickly shakes the disorientation away, though, and grabs Dawson by the ankle and yanks him off the cable. Dawson drops to the canvas on his feet, and Devastation shoves him into the corner and starts driving hard forearm shots into his face repeatedly!

Bryan Harris: The Highlight of the Night tried to get an early win, and Devastation just cheated him out of it!

Alan Ducard: In all fairness, none of these three want anyone else to win, especially in such a quick manner.

Laura gets back to her feet, and Devastation goes to whip Dawson across the ring, but Seton leaps into the air, catching Dawson with a dropkick to the mouth before he can make it to the other corner! Devastation now turns toward the corner and starts climbing up, but Seton is back to her feet and she runs to the same corner, scrambling over Devastation’s back she pushes off against his shoulders and leaps out, grabbing the middle of the cable, starting at the half-way mark as she starts making her way toward the title!

Jimmy Yates: Laura Seton could win right here though! How crazy would that be?!

Alan Ducard: I am not so sure that Devastation will just let that slide, Jimmy.

Devastation gets to the top turnbuckle and reaches above himself, grabbing the cable he starts jumping up and down sort of, shaking the cable violently! The shaking stops Laura Seton from trying to move her hands, instead she opts to hold on for dear life instead of progressing across the cable toward the ultimate goal. Devastation stops shaking the cable momentarily, and Laura moves her left hand to continue across, just as Dawson starts to get to his feet holding his chin, and Devastation shakes again, sending Laura down to the canvas where she lands on a knee!

Jimmy Yates: Smart thinking on Devastation’s part, waiting for Laura Seton to only have one hand on it!

Bryan Harris: Devastation is a dirty, dirty man. If you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it, after all!

Jimmy Yates: ...I was talking about the cable.

Bryan Harris: Oh...right.

Devastation starts going across the cable quickly, and Matthew Dawson runs to him, grabbing his leg he starts trying to pull Devastation off! Seton pushes off her knee and grabs Devastation’s other leg, pulling down at the same time. Devastation lets go of the cable and lands on his feet. Laura straightens up and snaps off a spinning wheel kick, but Devastation ducks under it and the kick catches Dawson in the side of the head, and he goes down!

Alan Ducard: So far, none of the three competitors has been able to make it past the half-way point on those cables, as the other two have been there to prevent it every time.
Laura gets to her feet, and Devastation catches her with a kick to the abdomen! Devastation whips Laura off the ropes, and Seton rebounds off and leaps straight into the air for a hurricanrana on Devastation! But Devastation holds on and pulls her back up for a powerbomb!

Bryan Harris: Yeah baby! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’d kill to be Devastation right now...

Devastation turns quickly and drives Seton down with the powerbomb, right across Dawson’s chest!

Alan Ducard: Devastation just used the other challenger’s body to keep both her, and the Tao of Valor Champion incapacitated for the time being!

Bryan Harris: And the lucky bastard got to have Laura’s legs wrapped around his head! Talk about your win-win situations!

Devastation moves toward a corner and starts climbing up quickly, as Laura rolls off of Dawson’s chest, clutching her lower back. Devastation jumps off the top turnbuckle and grabs the cable and starts propelling himself along the cable steadily. Laura pushes to her feet and runs to grab Devastation’s leg, trying to pull him down! Devastation shakes his head and swings his body even closer to the title belt!

Jimmy Yates: Devastation is so powerful! Even with someone holding his leg, he’s moving closer to the title belt!

Alan Ducard: Powerful is quite the understatement right about now.

Laura jumps up and grabs Devastation around the waist, and starts climbing up his body! The fans cheer on the impressive feat, as she starts inching her way up his body, and Devastation swings closer to the title still! Lauara finally makes it onto Devastation’s back and snakes her arms around Devastation’s neck, pulling back with her legs around his waist, in a sleeper hold on the cables!

Jimmy Yates: Oh my God! Laura Seton has a submission hold applied to Devastation, on the cables!

Bryan Harris: She’s gonna put him to sleep! He can’t possibly climb further!

Dawson starts getting up, holding his ribs, and he looks at Devastation, stopped in his tracks with Laura on his back, and he grins! Dawson moves to another corner and starts climbing up to the top, as Devastation tries to swing his body to shake Laura off his back, to no avail! The camera shows Devastation’s face as his eyes start to close and his face starts to go purple!

Jimmy Yates: Laura Seton is going to legally choke Devastation out!

Alan Ducard: Right now, though, that might not be the wisest decision, as Matthew Dawson is making his way across the cables himself.
Sure enough, Matthew Dawson jumps up an d grabs the cable going the other way and starts swinging himself across, wincing at stretching his arms out as it stretches his ribs. Devastation’s fingers finally slip from the cable, and he and Laura fall from the cable, Laura releasing the sleeper hold in time to turn and land on her knees and elbows while Devastation crashes onto his back! Laura rolls from the landing under the ropes, onto the apron!

Bryan Harris: Matthew Dawson is about to retain his Tao of Valor Championship!

Alan Ducard: You may be right, Bryan!

Dawson swings closer, to the title and is now just two feet from the belt! Dawson moves closer to the belt, and suddenly Lauara Seton springboards off the middle of the top rope and dropkicks Dawson in the back, right across the shoulder blades! The momentum swings Dawson off the cable, and he backflips through a moonsault, crashing onto the canvas, chest first! The fans cheer loudly as Seton slowly pushes to her feet and looks around! Devastation is still asleep from the tight sleeper hold and crash landing, and Dawson is writhing in pain, clutching his chest!

Bryan Harris: Now is Laura Seton’s chance!

Jimmy Yates: It definitely looks that way, and the fans here tonight obviously agree with us!

The fans cheer loudly as Seton points up at the title! She moves to a corner and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles and turns her body to jump out to grab the cable. She starts working across as Devastation turns over to his chest and starts pushing to his feet slowly. Laura moves closer to the title quickly, as Devastation comes behind her and grabs her ankles. Still, its obvious he doesn’t have all his strength, as he struggles to pull down on her legs, and Seton kicks her legs wildly, keeping him from being able to pull her down!

Alan Ducard: Devastation must still be feeling the effects of that sleeper hold, as he is unable to muscle Seton down from the cable above him.

Jimmy Yates: She’s doing a good job of keeping her legs away from his grasp as best as possible, too!

Dawson slowly gets to his feet, clutching his chest in pain as Devastation continues to reach for Seton’s legs to try and pull her down! Dawson quickly kicks from behind Devastation, catching him in the groin! The fans groan, sympathetically, as Devastation crumbles to the canvas. Dawson then grabs Seton’s ankles and runs toward the belt, pulling Seton off the cable and crashing to the canvas hard!

Alan Ducard: Matthew Dawson, the current Tao of Valor Champion, just kept this match going by nefarious means indeed!

Bryan Harris: Nefarious or not, he stopped Devastation in his tracks, and you’ve gotta believe that it’ll be awhile before Laura gets off her back too...not that I’m complaining!

Dawson clutches his chest in pain and looks at Devastation, who is kicking the canvas in agony. Dawson looks up at the cables, then down at Laura Seton, who lies motionless on the canvas. Dawson’s look of pain turns into a sinister grin as he moves to Seton and pulls her off the canvas onto her feet. Dawson scoops Seton up and drops her with snake eyes on the top turnbuckle! Seton’s face bounces off the buckle and she stumbles back into Dawson’s arms, who scoops her up from behind and places her on the top turnbuckle!

Jimmy Yates: Matthew Dawson is in firm control right now, and things don’t look good for Laura Seton!

Bryan Harris: Things look great for Dawson though, he’s got her from behind!

Jimmy Yates: Do you ever stop? Seriously?

Dawson climbs up behind Seton and stands her up as he stands on the top turnbuckle, locking her in a waistlock! The fans begin to buzz as Devastation pushes to his feet, an angry look etched on his face as he moves toward Dawson and Seton in the corner! Seton grabs the support structure, holding it tight, as Dawson keeps tugging back, trying to give her a German suplex off the top! Devastation starts climbing up behind Dawson and stands on the second turnbuckle, before clubbing his forearm into Dawson’s back! Devastation locks Dawson in a waistlock of his own!

Alan Ducard: This could be quite an interesting moment, gentlemen!

Devastation pulls with all his might! Dawson keeps his arms locked around Seton’s waist, and the combined force pulls her hands from the structure! Devastation throws Dawson overhead with a German Suplex! Dawson releases his waistlock on Seton in mid-air, and she is sent backflipping through the air to the other corner as all three crash to the canvas!

Bryan Harris: No way!

Jimmy Yates: That was awesome!

HO-LEE SHIT! HO-LEE SHIT! HO-LEE SHIT! HO-LEE SHIT! HO-LEE SHIT!

The fans chant loudly at the moment, as a replay of the Three-Person German Suplex off the Top airs again! The shot goes back live, with Devastation slowly pushing to his feet, holding his back! Seton is motionless, and Dawson is just a little behind Devastation in getting to his feet! Dawson turns toward Devastation, and Devastation delivers a blistering chop! Dawson recoils and turns into another chop from Devastation! Dawson quickly gets a thumb up into Devastation’s eye!

Alan Ducard: Devastation was delivering vicious chops, but Matthew Dawson took a shortcut to keep those heavy hands at bay!

Jimmy Yates: The self-proclaimed Highlight of the Night isn’t above taking shortcuts, or downright cheating!

Dawson grabs Devastation’s wrist and whips him toward the ropes! Devastation ducks under Dawson’s arm, and reverses the whip, pulling Dawson right into a spinebuster in the middle of the ring! Devastation then swings right into a mounted position and starts driving his punches into Dawson’s face! Devastation pushes off of Dawson’s body and throws his arms out wide, and the fans cheer loudly!

Alan Ducard: Devastation’s emotions are starting to take over, and Matthew Dawson is on the paying end of that!

Bryan Harris: Devastation is assaulting Matthew Dawson’s money maker! That’s not right!

Devastation pulls Dawson to his feet and sends him hard into a corner and follows right away with a running forearm to the face! Devastation backs up as Dawson stumbles out of the corner, right into an overhead belly to belly suplex! Laura Seton slowly starts pushing to her feet, and Devastation catches her with a boot to the abdomen when he spots her! Devastation whips Seton to the ropes and ducks down for a back body drop! Laura jumps and plants her feet on Devastation’s shoulders, and as Devastation launches straight up for the back body drop attempt, Laura uses that to jump straight up and grab the cables, only a foot from the title belt!

Jimmy Yates: Whoa!

Bryan Harris: Holy sh...I can’t believe it! Wow!

Devastation quickly grabs Laura by her ankles, not letting her get that extra foot closer to the belt! Laura releases the cable and lands with her knees on Devastation’s shoulders, and rolls forward over his back into a sunset flip, rolling Devastation onto his back, she quickly gets to her feet and jumps through his legs, dropping a leg across Devastation’s face! Laura Seton starts toward a corner, but Dawson pushes to his feet suddenly behind her and runs up, grabs her by her shoulder and the back of her shorts, he runs forward and slings her through the top and middle rope, driving her left shoulder into the ringpost!

Jimmy Yates: Matthew Dawson, I think, just broke Laura Seton’s collarbone or something! Did you hear the thud of her shoulder on that steel post?!

Alan Ducard: I sure did, young Jimmy! That was a vile maneuver, borne out of desperation, certainly!

The fans jeer loudly, and Dawson pulls Laura out of the corner from the back of her shorts and her shoulder before turning almost a full circle and slinging her under the bottom rope to the floor outside with a thud! Devastation starts pushing to his feet and Dawson approaches him, and clubs a forearm down across his back! Dawson starts hammering forearms across Devastation’s back, before turning him around and hooking him for a back suplex! Devastation drops to a knee, blocking the attempt, and swings around Dawson and hooks him in a quick full nelson instead!

Bryan Harris: Dawson could be in trouble!

Alan Ducard: Devastation looks to be going for a Dragon Suplex, which surely won’t do Matthew Dawson’s neck any favors.

Dawson quickly shoots his right foot behind himself, right into Devastation’s groin for a second time this evening! Devastation drops to a knee, clutching his assaulted groin. Dawson turns around and grabs Devastation by the head, pulling him to a stand, he slowly cranks Devastation around and drops to a seated position with a Rude Awakening style neckbreaker! Meanwhile, outside the ring, Laura Seton clutches her left shoulder still, while slowly moving toward the ring apron.

Bryan Harris: I knew the Highlight of the Night would get things back under control!

Jimmy Yates: It took a steel ringpost and a low blow to do that though, Bryan, and you know it!

Dawson turns Devastation over to his stomach and drops a knee on Devastation’s neck! Dawson grabs under Devastation’s chin and cranks back on it, torturing Devastation’s neck! Seton rolls slowly under the bottom rope, wincing as her left shoulder comes into contact with the canvas. Dawson shoves Devastation down on his face and starts toward a corner. He starts climbing, as Laura Seton pushes to her feet near a corner and starts climbing it slowly.

Alan Ducard: Matthew Dawson is climbing up now, and this could be it, with Devastation’s neck and groin being assaulted as they were.

Jimmy Yates: And Laura Seton is going to be hard-pressed to do much of anything with her left shoulder hanging limply by her side!

Dawson makes it to the top turnbuckle and looks across the way at Seton, and actually laughs at her as she stands on the second turnbuckle across the ring. Dawson jumps up and grabs the cables, and starts moving across toward the title in the center! Devastation starts to push to his knees on the canvas! Laura makes it to the top turnbuckle and jumps up, grabbing the cable with her right hand and throwing her left elbow up and over the cable!

Alan Ducard: Laura Seton is trying to propel herself along the cable with just one hand, amazingly!

Bryan Harris: She’ll never beat Matthew Dawson to the title, though!

Devastation pushes to his feet and looks right at Dawson, his back to Laura. Devastation quickly grabs Dawson by both legs just as Dawson makes it to the mid-way point. Dawson starts kicking his legs and shouting at Devastation to turn around, but Devastation is hearing none of it! Laura continues to slowly move herself closer to the title, as Devastation starts tugging harder on Dawson’s legs!

Jimmy Yates: You could be wrong, Bryan! If Devastation doesn’t turn around and spot her, she’s got a straight shot at the title!

Bryan Harris: If she can hold on, Jimbo! You’re forgetting that she’s got a busted up wing!

Devastation pulls Dawson off the cable, and Dawson lands on his feet and tries to run for Seton, but Devastation catches him under the arms and rushes him right into the corner! Laura makes it half-way to the belt, grimacing in pain! Dawson tries to break past Devastation, but Devastation rams his shoulder into Dawson’s abdomen in the corner! Devastation straightens up and starts punching Dawson in the corner, forcing Dawson to cover up!

Jimmy Yates: Devastation is pounding on Dawson!

Alan Ducard: Meanwhile, Laura Seton is inching closer and closer to the Tao of Valor Title!

Laura gets closer to the title, now just a foot away! Dawson finally blocks a punch and rushes past Devastation! Laura gets closer! Devastation grabs Dawson by the back of his tights and pulls him back into a Full Nelson! Then he spots Laura as she reaches for the title with her left hand! He releases Dawson! Laura grabs the back of the title! Dawson and Devastation both run to grab Laura! Dawson reaches up and grabs her by the legs... Devastation swings around with a kick that catches Dawson in the midsection, forcing him to release his hold on Laura... and then Laura grabs the title and releases her right hand from the cable, falling onto Dawson and Devastation! The Tao of Valor Championship in her hand!

Bryan Harris: Laura Seton just won the Tao of Valor Championship, narrowly!

The bell sounds!

Josephina Colbert: Here is your winner! And NEW TAO OF VALOR CHAMPION! LAURA SETON!

Alan Ducard: Laura Seton did it! Truly against all odds, with a damaged shoulder, she ascended the ranks and claimed the Tao of Valor Championship for herself!

Devastation slowly gets out of the ring, as Laura Seton continues to move to every corner, showing the title off, the fans cheering loudly the whole time.

Smith Cartwright: Holding room "A". It's right down your hall to the right. Someone there can go back to your locker room and get your ring attire for you. Also, someone's waiting outside to make sure that you don't go to your locker room. If you try to contact someone to let them know what your secret entry number is, you will have your number taken from you... and you will be considered "eliminated" from the match.

Seeing that there's no way around it, John sighs, then walks off to find Holding Room "A".

Marcus Marion can be spotted, headed in the direction of the challenger, having heard Kelly's comments. X-Calibur, paying little attention, begins to answer...but is quickly cut off, by Marion.

X-CALIBUR: ...

Marion, completely obnoxious, strong arms the conversation.

MARCUS MARION: Kelly...what the hell?! Why are you interviewing this "man?" He's just the bag boy. If you want to go throwing around words such as "epic", you might want to reconsider your source. I, Marcus Marion, pillar on which this company stands, wind beneath LEGACY'S wings am in the CO-OP challenge. In other words, an "epic" match. Don't ever put a mic in his face again - not while I am occupying the same building. Forget him, interview me.

X-Calibur, sizing up Marion, doesn't say a peep. He looks on, somewhat entertained.

MARCUS MARION: I hear this just may be your last shot at the golden chariot. That sucks. But "dem" the breaks, kid. I plan on winning that CO-OP challenge. When I do - it's my turn to get a crack at that title. I'll drag this fed kicking and screaming into a blissful future, when I put that belt around my waist. For the third time; futher editing my resume. And enhancing my status as the greatest LEGACY superstar...ever.

Finally ready to talk, X-Calibur begins to speak.

X-CALIBUR: Really? You're THAT sure you're going to win, huh? Out of all those talented names out there, you really think that it's your hand that is destined to be raised in victory?

Marion, looking at X-Cal with a grin, responds.

MARCUS MARION: Of course. What is that a trick question? The fact of the matter, X, god, I hate that name. The fact is, there's nobody that outperforms me in big match situations. Not Issac. Carver. Blade. Loco. You. NOBODY.

X takes a moment to ponder the words of the arrogant former two-time champion.

X-CALIBUR: Tell you what, slick. You go ahead and win your match... and me? Heh. I'll go ahead and try to win mine. Then at the end of the night? When the dust settles, we'll just see who holds up their end of the bargain.

Marion, irked by the words of the challenger, walks away.

The song is "Down and Out" by Tantric.

I'm comin' up for air so I can

Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith challenging Damien Black or Issac Entragian for the No Limits Championship at Supercard Strife 50.

Check myself again and I stand

CB leaps off the ropes and flips once, twice, three times…and hit’s the Crazy Spin off the ladder! CB pins!

One.

Two.

Three!

Proven to the man but sheltered

Crazy Boy holding the No Limits Championship over his head after beating Damien Black.

Confidence we tend to (shove in)

Crazy Boy at his home in Biloxi, Mississippi... kissing the title and going to eat breakfast with his fiance and daughter.

Unexpected hunger traps me

Crazy Boy coming back to his locker room and noticing that the No Limits Championship is stolen.

Just shut up and stand beside me

Crazy Boy coming out to one Ethan Leers and chases him out of the ring, but no title in tow.

I don't need your understanding

Crazy Boy in a bar, a bar that he is not accustomed to.

I don't need to change a damn thing

Crazy Boy bleeding pools of blood after being thrown throw a light tube log cabin after Leers tricks him with the title.

Narrator: Meanwhile, another man was working his way towards the No Limits division. A man with very different goals.

The song changes to "Braille" by Bring Me The Horizon.

I WHISPERED IN HER EAR!

Ethan Leers spitting on Del Carver's chest.

FEAR ME DEAR FOR I AM DEATH!

Ethan is shown hitting the Revolution Breaker. He is then shown planting a HARD boot into the face of an opponent.

Narrator: It wasn't pretty...

Ethan Leers is shown on a bed, half naked, surrounded by beer bottles.

Narrator: It wasn't normal...

Ethan Leers is shown skull fucking Crimson Ghost in the middle of the ring.

I'LL TAKE YOUR HOPE!

Leers is shown pinning Crimson GHost and running from Issac.

YOUR DREAMS!

Ethan is shown defacing the No Limits Championship.

YOUR LOVE!

Ethan is shown kicking Crazyboy into the Light Tube Log Cabin.

TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!

Narrator: But it worked.

Ethan is shown sitting on top of his record, a large computerized 6-1, flipping off the camera.

I WHISPERED IN HER EAR!

Ethan is shown slapping Crazyboy in the multi-tag match.

YOU BETTER FEAR ME DEAR

Ethan is shown hitting Carver with a light tube.

FOR I AM DEATH!

Another Revolution Breaker is shown, this time with a light tube being used for added effect.

I'LL TAKE THAT SH*T YOU CALL A LIFE

Ethan is shown flipping off the crowd.

IN A SINGLE...

A spinning back fist from Ethan.

F**KING...

A hard knee to the face.

BREATH!

Ethan is shown smiling as blood pours down his face, his arm being raised in victory.

Bryan Harris: Get used to that image boys, cuz that man right there is walking out the No Limits Champion.

Alan Ducard: How could you possibly know that?

Bryan Harris: Hello? Light Tube Log Cabin match? Broken glass EVERYWHERE. Crazyboy can’t hang with that.

Ethan doesn’t slap hands with anyone, not even the cult members in the front row. Ethan stops when he reaches the ring apron, looking at the light tube log cabin structure nearest him. He walks over to it and caresses it, admiring it, as if it were some kind of work of art. After spending time rubbing the glass, Ethan slides under the ropes, but he doesn’t hand the title off to anyone. He just throws it out of the ring, towards the ring bell and laughs.

Jimmy Yates: So disrespectful. I’m sorry, I can’t remain unbiased here. That’s just disrespectful and unnecessary.

Bryan Harris: Psssh, he’s proving a point. A point ALL of you idiots need to take notice of.

“Angry Mob Justice” is replaced by Tantric’s “Down and Out”, which changes the boos to cheers. A few boos can be heard, but it’s really hard to, as the fans are REALLY pro Crazyboy. Crazyboy bursts out from the back, throwing his arms up, signaling for the fans to get on their feet.

Alan Ducard: Crazyboy looks energized and determined here. I think I know who’s walking out the champion.

Bryan Harris: Oh wow, as if it’s a surprise that Alan is on the Crazyboy band wagon. You are such a mainstream poser.

Crazyboy makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans, but mostly focusing on the ring, and the smiling bandit that stands before him. As he reaches the ring apron, CB looks at the light tube cabin. You can see him shudder slightly, but he quickly gets the idea out of his head and slides under the bottom.

Bryan Harris: SEE! He’s scared.

Jimmy Yates: You wouldn’t be?

Bryan Harris: …not the point.

Crazyboy gets face to face with Ethan Leers, who just keeps his mouth running. What Ethan is saying can’t quite be picked up, but we can imagine it’s incredibly vulgar and profanity ridden. Crazyboy just glares Ethan down, not saying a word. Don Bower finally steps between the two, keeping anything from happening before the introductions. Even as Ethan backs up, he can still be seen shouting things at Crazyboy.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a LIGHT TUBE LOG CABIN match for the NO LIMITS CHAMPIONSHIP!

The crowd pops in excitement.

Josephina Colbert: The rules are as follows. The first person to throw their opponent into the three light tube log cabins, or break three light tube log cabins over their opponent will be declared the winner.

The camera pans on the outside to the seven light tube log cabins that are set up around the ring.

Josephina Colbert: What constitutes a breaking is at the discretion of the official for this match, Don Bower.

The camera shows Don Bower, who’s referee attire is a little different. His shirt has long sleeves, his hands are covered by thick gloves, and he’s wearing protective eye wear.

Jimmy Yates: Don Bower is being kept out of harms way as much as possible, because when those light tubes break, it’s not going to be safe for anyone near them.

Bryan Harris: Like Crazyboy.

Alan Ducard: Or Ethan Leers.

Josephina Colbert: Introducing FIRST, the challenger. Hailing from Newark, New Jersey, he weighs in tonight at TWO HUNDRED and TWENTY POUNDS! He is the Cult Leader, and the most vulgar athlete in LEGACY…ETHAN…LEERS!

Massive booing that drowns out the cult.

Josephina Colbert: NOW, introducing THE CHAMPION.

The boos INSTANTLY change to cheers.

Josephina Colbert: He hails from Biloxi, Mississippi and weighs in at TWO HUNDRED and TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! Ladies and gentlemen, he is Tyrone Smith, the superstar with the Brightest Potential in 2008, and he is the CURRENT No Limits Champion…CRAAAAAAAZYBOOOOOOY!!!!!

MASSIVE cheering that drowns out the cult.

Bryan Harris: Some champion. Doesn’t even have a title.

Alan Ducard: Shut up Bryan.

Don Bower takes the center of the ring. He looks at Ethan and asks if he’s ready. Ethan just smiles, licking his lips, his eyes wide.

Jimmy Yates: That’s a bizarre and frightening man.

Don Bower looks at Crazyboy. Crazyboy bounces with excitement.

Alan Ducard: Come on, Tyrone, get him.

Don Bower signals for the bell!

Jimmy Yates: And this is it! The first EVER Light Tube Log Cabin match in LEGACY!

Crazyboy looks ready to strike, but Ethan just walks forward, his hand extended.

Bryan Harris: SEE! A handshake. And you say this guy has no class.

Crazyboy looks a bit confused. Out of a good sense of sportsmanship, he actually reaches forward, but Ethan just withdraws his hand and does a jacking off motion, ending with a sign that he is ejaculating on Crazyboy.

Alan Ducard: Yeah. REEEEEAAAAAL classy.

Crazyboy just sighs…and lashes forward with forearm shots to the head! Ethan is knocked back into the ropes, and Crazyboy stays on the attack, driving forearm after forearm into Ethan Leers’ skull! The fans cheer as CB changes to fists, rights and lefts, just pummeling Ethan Leers. Leers tries to cover up, but the assault is continuous and vicious, so Ethan is eventually brought to his knees. CB continues the attack though, actually beating Ethan down to his stomach, where CB begins to stomp mudholes into Ethan’s back! The fans continue to cheer as Crazyboy aggressively beats down on Leers. Bower admonishes CB, but being that the match has no rules, Crazyboy ignores. However, once Ethan is barely moving, CB backs away and leaps in the air, letting out a primal scream of intensity, to which the fans respond with cheers.

Jimmy Yates: DAMN! Crazyboy coming out of the gates with nothing but aggression and anger.

Alan Ducard: He’s tired of Leers. His games, his mouth, everything about him is offensive, and Crazyboy is sick of it. You can only push a man so far.

Ethan begins to stir, getting to his hands and knees, a surprised look on his face. However, through the surprise, Ethan smiles. Crazyboy goes back on the attack, lifting Ethan up to his feet. Crazyboy launches a couple more forearm shots, which Ethan just eats, not even trying to stop them. He just smiles, taking it all, his teeth becoming blood stained. Crazyboy whips Ethan across the ring, driving Ethan back to the mat with a spinning wheel kick! Ethan begins to laugh, blood dripping lightly from his nose.

Alan Ducard: I don’t think we’re five minutes into this match, and already, Ethan is bleeding.

Bryan Harris: Come on Leers, don’t mess this up.

Crazyboy lifts Ethan up again and SLAMS him in the stomach with a kick. Ethan doubles over, and Crazyboy locks in the front facelock. Crazyboy lifts into the vertical suplex position and holds it! He begins to spin…

Jimmy Yates: Could it be?! This early?!

Crazyboy DROPS Leers with the Crazy Slam! Crazyboy gets back to his feet and yells out “COME ON!”, which the fans respond with loud cheers.

Alan Ducard: SEE THAT! That’s why Crazyboy is the No Limits Champion! Look at that intensity!

Bryan Harris: And? He still has to drop him through a Light Tube Log Cabin. Does Crazyboy have the stomach for that?

Crazyboy leaves the ring. He reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Meanwhile, Ethan is up to his knees. He looks completely delirious, but through his haze, he is laughing, his teeth and upper lip red with blood. As Crazyboy picks up the chair, Ethan actually gets to his feet, wobbly, and puts his fists up, laughing and mockingly motioning CB to ‘bring it’. CB does indeed bring it, slamming Ethan in the head with the chair! Ethan wobbles back and leans against the ropes to keep standing. CB hits the opposite ropes and comes charging at Ethan, chair held high, attempting to slam Ethan with the chair, but Ethan at the last minute ducks and back body drops CB over the top rope! CB manages to land on the apron, but the chair goes outside the ring, actually clipping one of the log cabins and breaking a few light tubes. The sound startles CB, and this gives Ethan the opening he needs. Ethan turns, spins, and SLAMS CB in the face with a spinning backfist! CB falls off the apron…and THROUGH A LOG CABIN! Don Bower signals for the bell.

Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, the score is now Ethan Leers 1, Crazyboy 0!

The fans boo loudly. CB, meanwhile, spasms on the ground as the pain from all the glass shards courses through his body. Ethan looks down at CB, laughing and screaming “I TOLD YOU!” CB gets to his hands and knees, and then shoots up to his knees, looking at his hands, which are bloody from broken glass! Crazyboy’s back looks completely shredded.

Bryan Harris: HA! Look at that! First fall, and already, Crazyboy looks nearly dead.

Alan Ducard: We’ve got a long way to go yet, Bryan. Ethan still has to score two more of those to win.

Jimmy Yates: And he’s only up by one.

Ethan now seems to have regained his composure. Once CB is up to his feet, Ethan grabs the top rope and launches himself over, hitting a cross body on Crazyboy! Both Ethan and Crazyboy fall into the pile of glass, and Crazyboy taking most of the damage, though Ethan’s exposed arms take a few lacerations. Ethan, however, laughs through the whole thing, getting to his feet. Crazyboy is on his knees, and Ethan grabs CB’s head and launches a few hard knees to the face of CB. Ethan lifts Crazyboy up and whips him into the guard rails! CB arches his back, which allows Ethan to send CB OVER the rails and into the fans via Yakuza Kick to the face!

Jimmy Yates: Vicious attacks by Ethan.

Alan Ducard: This is far from pretty.

Ethan ignores CB for the time, going to one of the log cabins and lifting it up. He yells for Bower to help him put the cabin in the ring, which Bower obliges. With the light tube monstrosity in the ring, Ethan digs under the ring and comes out with another bundle of light tubes!

Alan Ducard: Oh come on, what the hell? MORE glass!?

Bryan Harris: I LOVE it!

Ethan continues digging, finding a few more light tubes and bundles. He slides a few in the ring and keeps a few on the outside. Once Ethan is satisfied with the excessive amount of glass, Ethan over to CB, who has gotten to his knees, resting against the guard rail. Ethan actually puts his finger in CB’s nose and lifts him up via nostril grab.

Alan Ducard: That’s just nasty.

Ethan launches a few hard punches to the head of CB. He then pulls CB forward in a front facelock, double underhooking the arms. He pulls CB to the point that CB’s feet rest on the guard rail, and Ethan holds up the rest of CB’s body. Ethan then leaps and falls back, hitting a high angle double underhook DDT on the OUTSIDE! Ethan spit’s a mass of mucus and blood on CB before lifting him back up. Ethan locks in another front face lock and looks for a snap suplex that would drop CB on the guard rails! CB BLOCKS! CB counters with a snap suplex…onto the bundles of light tubes that Ethan dug out! Ethan spasms in pain. CB stays on the ground, looking completely spent.

Jimmy Yates: Are either man going to be able to finish this match?

CB stirs and begins to stand up. He slowly slides in the ring, almost as if he’s forgotten about Ethan. Ethan stirs soon after, but only gets to his hands and knees. He raises to his knees and slowly removes his jersey, showing the lacerations in his back. He can be seen smiling. CB, meanwhile, sees Ethan, and he begins to get to his feet. Ethan slowly gets to his feet and slides in the ring. As he gets to his hands and knees, CB takes a large bundle of light tubes and DROPS them over Ethan’s back! The light tubes burst, and Ethan rolls on the ground in pain, making the lacerations worse! CB launches a few stomps to Ethan before leaning against the ropes, resting. Ethan ends up sitting against the light tube log cabin he placed in the ring. CB, seeing this, signals that he’s going to the top rope!

Alan Ducard: CB looking to go high risk.

Jimmy Yates: With some evil intentions.

CB is very slow to climb the top rope, and by the time he situates himself on the top rope, Ethan Leers is up Ethan leaps forward, slamming CB in the testicles with a leaping punch! CB falls, racking himself on the top turnbuckle, hurting his balls even more.

Bryan Harris: Breaking news, CB’s chances of having children have been sent to LEGACY International!

Alan Ducard: That wasn’t funny.

Bryan Harris: Your face isn’t funny.

Ethan pulls the log cabin forward. He then slams CB in the head a few times with punches before climbing up the ropes himself. He wraps his arms around Crazyboy’s waist and leaps back! He flips all the way around and drops CB with a moonsault belly to belly suplex ONTO THE LIGHT TUBE CABIN!!! It shatters, and again, Don Bower signals for the bell.

Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, the score is now Ethan Leers 2, Crazyboy 0!

The crowd again boos. Both men lie in a heap of broken glass, nearly motionless. Ethan is the first to stir, and the smiling and laughing is actually gone. Ethan seems to be in enough pain that he doesn’t really feel like laughing.

Alan Ducard: Well, at least he’s finally shut up.

Bryan Harris: He’s also winning.

Jimmy Yates: And we’ll NEVER hear the end of that.

Ethan wobbly gets to his feet as Crazyboy begins to stir. Don Bower just watches out, a look of revulsion on his face. Ethan, meanwhile, sees a piece of light tube still relatively intact and picks it up. Ethan allows CB to get to his feet before launching a MEAN spinning back kick to the stomach! Ethan hit’s the ropes, bounces off, and then attempts the Revolution Breaker with the light tube! However, Ethan is exhausted, and he is unable to grab CB’s head, so Ethan just drops both knees on CB’s back and drops CB to the ground!

Jimmy Yates: It’s not exactly his finishing move, but I think, at this point, it doesn’t really matter.

Ethan is up to his feet quickly, clutching his now badly bleeding knees. He goes out of the ring and sees a nearby light tube cabin. An evil smile crosses Ethan as he looks over, seeing another cabin nearby. Ethan grabs one of the cabins and pulls it side by side with the other cabin. Ethan then slides into the ring and lifts Crazyboy to his feet. Ethan irish whips Crazyboy to the ropes near the two light tube cabins, but CB actually manages to grab the ropes to stop himself. Ethan comes running forward, looking to clothesline CB over the ropes, but CB finds a burst of energy. CB dashes forward, ducks down low, and catches Ethan Leers into a fireman’s carry!

Alan Ducard: CRAZY AIRLINES!

CB, however, slowly walks over to the ropes. He lets out a loud yell of pain and determination as he lifts Ethan over his head, over the ropes, out of the ring, and through BOTH cabins, chest and face first! Both log cabins explode, and Ethan spasms on the ground, not sure whether to grab his chest or face!

Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

Don Bower signals for the bell. He actually leaves the ring and whispers something to Josephina before getting back in the ring.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, the score is now Ethan Leers 2, Crazyboy 2!

The crowd bursts into cheers!

Jimmy Yates: Crazyboy is back in this!

Alan Ducard: TIE GAME! TIE GAME!

Bryan Harris: Come on Ethan! Only one more!

Ethan begins to crawl away from wreckage, his hole body a mess of lacerations. CB slowly makes his way out of the ring. As slow as CB moves, he is able to catch up with Ethan and begins to stomp down on Leers. Leers stops his crawling and lays motionless. CB looks around, now with an evil smile of his own. CB sees the nearest cabin and grabs Leers’s arm, dragging him over to the cabin. He lifts Leers up and leans him, chest first, against the light tube log cabin.

Jimmy Yates: This could do it!

Bryan Harris: Damnit damnit damnit!

CB climbs on the apron and looks down at Leers, making sure he isn’t moving. CB LEAPS off, looking to splash into Leers…but Leers falls to the ground and CB crashes through the cabin! The fans begin to boo, assuming this means that Leers won.

Bryan Harris: YES! LEERS DID IT! LEERS DID IT!

Jimmy Yates: Hold on, Bryan, Don Bower hasn’t signaled for the bell, and he’s saying something to Josephina right now.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, referee Don Bower has declared that, since Ethan Leers did not put Crazyboy through that cabin, the score is still Ethan Leers 2, Crazyboy 2!!

The fan cheer loudly, drowning out any possible booing by the cult. Ethan Leers sits against the guard rail, a shocked look on his face. He stares at CB, seemingly unable to understand how Crazyboy is still in this. Crazyboy, however, is not moving. Once Ethan notices this, that same evil smile begins to cross his lips. He slowly uses the guard rails to stand up and begins to limp over to the nearest light tube log cabin. CB continues to lay motionless as Ethan reaches the cabin, lifting it up and walking it back to where CB is.

Bryan Harris: YES! DO IT! All he has to do is drop that on CB until it breaks! DO IT!

Ethan, however, stops. He looks down at CB, who is still motionless. Ethan leans down and pushes on CB, saying “Hey! F**ktard!” Ethan nudges CB a few more times, trying to get him to wake up. Finally, Ethan actually grabs CB’s hair and pulls him up to his knees. CB’s eyes are open, but they are glazed over.

Jimmy Yates: Lights are on, but there is definitely no one home.

Alan Ducard: Come on, end this match Leers. Someone needs to get that man to a hospital.

Ethan releases CB and, surprisingly, CB manages to stay on his knees. Ethan looks down at him and smiles.

He then proceeds to skull fuck CB’s head. However, has Ethan is humping away, CB suddenly comes to life, wrapping his arms around Ethan’s waist and, with one final burst of strength, lifts Ethan up and pushes forward, slamming Ethan into the cabin.

But it doesn’t break! Ethan begins to drop elbows down on CB’s back, which causes CB to lose grip. Ethan throws CB up onto the apron and then follows, lifting CB up and looking to slam him down onto the cabin. CB resists! Ethan plants a few stiff knees and attempts to toss CB into the cabin! CB AGAIN KEEPS HIS BALANCE! Ethan steps back and plants a STIFF punch right on CB’s nose. CB goes down, but as he is falling, he instinctively shoots for Ethan’s legs! CB manages to catch Ethan in a sloppy double leg takedown that sends BOTH MEN INTO THE LIGHT TUBE CABIN! THE GLASS SHATTERS! Both men lie motionless, CB on top of Ethan Leers. Don Bower signals for the bell!

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, referee Don Bower has called a stop to this contest at a time of TWENTY SIX MINUTES and THIRTY SEVEN SECONDS, for your winner, with a score of 3 to 2, and STILL NO LIMITS CHAMPION….CRAAAAAZYBOOOOY!!!!!!!!!

Alan Ducard: What we just witnessed was violent, graphic, brutal, and inhuman.

Jimmy Yates: And yet, for Crazyboy to come back from a 2 to nothing lead and win this thing after all the damage he took, guys, that’s just inspirational. Everyone said that Crazyboy was not a fitting No Limits Champion. Well, after seeing that match, I’d like to hear someone say that now. Crazyboy retains the title.

Bryan Harris: I don’t like it, but I’ll give the man credit. He does deserve the belt he now holds, even if it is only because of a lucky double leg.

Meanwhile, the paramedics begin to hoist Ethan Leers onto the stretcher. It’s a frightening scene as, through the blood all over his body and face, Ethan Leers is laughing hysterically. No words. No cursing.

Just horrible, hideous laughter.