The broadcast starts off with a dark screen. An eerie, instrumental version of Carol of the Bells begins to play.

Frank Garvin is the first face we see. As we zoom out, we see that he's holding some duct tape, pulling off a strand.

Fade to black.

Chris Turner shows up next, a huge sack slung over his shoulder, obviously filled with weaponry.

Fade to black.

Allen Franks and Mostafa Bashir, each with their respective home-country flags slung over their shoulders.

Fade to black.

Maya and Shinya of Tres Bien, looking very fashionable as they stand back-to-back, arms folded across their chests.

Fade to black.

FLASH Dynamite and Kid Lightning, looking heroic with a night-sky background behind them.

Fade to black.

D.J. Cassidy, with a Revenge of the Nerds poster behind him, wearing his new signature shirt with his purple logo on it.

Fade to black.

Diego de Cardenas, standing by his swimming pool near nightfall, glaring into the camera.

Fade to black.

Gryffin Anselm, finishing up the taping of his fists.

Fade to black.

Osamu Hayashi, wearing an Agents of Destiny shirt, smirking as he stares deep into the camera.

Fade to black.

John Iley, holding the LEGACY International Championship belt over his shoulder.

Fade to black.

The pay per view's logo fades in over the otherwise dark screen.


12 . 18 . 2009

Tonight's Lineup

The show opens on a live shot of Alan Ducard, Bryan Harris and Jimmy Yates sitting behind the announce table at ringside area. Behind them are the excited Bostonian fans, cheering and waiting for things to get started.

Alan Ducard: Good evening everyone and welcome to Boston for the Darkest Days pre-show! I'm your host for the evening, Alan Ducard, alongside my fellow co-hosts Jimmy Yates and Bryan Harris.

Jimmy Yates: Tonight, we have five exciting matches for you, four of them happening live and one of them is a pre-taped match from across the Atlantic Ocean from a LEGACY International event.

Bryan Harris: We do have a pay per view on Sunday night with the championships on the line, but we think that the five matches lined up this evening are going to be enough to convince you that LEGACY's got a great product, and you're going to want to pay to see the champions battle it out 48 hours from now.

Alan Ducard: Over the course of tonight, we'll give you a preview of things scheduled for the pay per view, but time is limited, so let's get to the first match of the evening.

Triple Threat Tag Match
Tres Bien vs Flying Avengers
vs International Incident

Jimmy Yates: To start things off tonight, we've got a three-way tag match with six guys who are looking to help take their respective tag teams to the next level and earn a World Tag Title shot.

Alan Ducard: This match isn't officially a Number One Contenders match...

Bryan Harris: And thank GOD for that - my own personal Christmas gift from LEGACY's management, whether they know it or not - because other than the Flying Avengers? I don't think either of the other teams deserves a shot at the tag straps just yet... if EVER!

Alan Ducard: Well like I was saying, this match was setup because of the personal issues from each of them. The Flying Avengers have history with Tres Bien from before any of them showed up in LEGACY, and recent events have caused friction between both of those teams and International Incident.

Jimmy Yates: Whether you like it or not, Bryan, all three of these teams have shown that they're capable of great teamwork, and I think any of the three could be able to beat the Agents of Destiny OR X-Calibur & Cade Sydal.

Bryan Harris: Let's pray that doesn't happen. Let's just get to that footage and find out what happened.

Start of Match Footage



TECHNIAL DIFFICULTIES

Expect the Unexpected

Nervous staff members, gripping clipboards.

Greasy, unwashed strands of hair pushed out of face with free hand, other with dufflebag.

Steel-toe boots turn corner, clack repeatedly down hall.

Blonde hair brushed aside, watching her man approach.

Surprise by presence, not by persistence.

Dufflebag drops.

frank GARVIN: You’re here.

Tight lips smile.

Tabitha: I found a ride.

Timid technician extends arm, slip of paper.

Locker room assignment.

Search continues, now a duo.

frank GARVIN: You won’t like what you’re going to see tonight.

Tabitha: What makes you so sure? My big Frank, sweating, shirtless…

frank GARVIN: There will also be suffering. Maybe bloodshed.

Tabitha: Yeah? I don’t care what happens to Chris Turner. He could cry, bleed, lose a finger…

frank GARVIN: I might bleed, and suffer, and…

Tabitha: And you’ll enjoy it. I know what turns you on. I know that this match, it’s not going to be as enjoyable as when you were going at it with Hazard… or when you’re with me. But I’m going to be here with you tonight.

Long night ahead. Save strength for real fight.

Too persistent. Let her stay.

Search ends.

VIPs, Family Values, MoFo's and WNBA'ers


Alan Ducard: Coming up in 48 hours, we've got a pay per view with eight great matches, one of which pairs up old friends against one of LEGACY's strongest duos.

Jimmy Yates: Former World Champion Greyson Blade will team up with long-time friend Patrick Kidd - whom he previously won tag team gold with back in OPW, and they will take on the team of Ledge and Adam Davis, better known as V.I.P.

Bryan Harris: For the past few months, there's been a lot going on with the four of them, starting even before Kidd made his official decision to return to active competition after being a road agent for a while due to injuries he sustained back in OPW.

Alan Ducard: That should be a very heated match, as will the contest between former World Champion Loco Martinez and former Tao of Valor Champion Laura Seton.

Jimmy Yates: Loco has been attacking Laura verbally for months and has recently upped the attacks taking things physical, and costing Seton her Tao of Valor Championship.

Bryan Harris: I don't know why exactly Loco's been doing what he's doing, but I'm glad he's doing it. I think it's high time that someone took that incredibly LUCKY competitor and put her on her ass. It's been a long time coming, and I look forward to watching it happen.

"Show Me" Showcase Match
Gryffin Anselm vs D.J. Cassidy
vs Diego de Cardenas

Alan Ducard: Our next match is a Show Me Something Showcase match. Past winners of this event have seen their LEGACY careers take a gigantic step forward. In a release to the fans, President Rob Belote even said himself that the winner of tonight's match would be rewarded.

Jimmy Yates: Unlike past Showcase matches, this one sees only three competitors in it. Former tag team champions compete in this contest - Diego de Cardenas, Gryffin Anselm and the recently returned DJ Cassidy. While each has had success in their respective careers as a single's wrestler, these three are probably best known in LEGACY as tag team wrestlers as each have held the tag team belts during LEGACY's existence.

Bryan Harris: My question is if the winner will be rewarded with a cookie or a medal? All three may be talented in their own way but it's like you said Yates, they're more known for tag teaming here. While Gryff's had his chance of late, including a World Title opportunity against our stupendous champion Issac Entragian just a month and a half ago at the Supercard, he hasn't been the same since splitting from James Win.

Jimmy Yates: We can't forget either that Diego is a former No Limits champion and that DJ Cassidy was a top contender for the Tao of Valor Title back in 2006.

Bryan Harris: Ugh. Could you have imagined how badly that would have smeared the credibility of that belt? The guy's a friend of Moxley!

Alan Ducard: Be that as it may, DJ can't be overlooked tonight. He had a hard-fought battle against Loco Martinez at STRIFE 56 and did very well in his tag match the next show. Going against a powerhouse in Gryff as well as the high-flying Diego, this shaped up to be an intriguing match with three different styles. Let's see what happened!

Start of Match Footage

Diego begins getting up on the outside of the ring after absorbing a big boot from Anselm while Gryff and DJ stand in the ring. The two make eye contact and Gryffin raises his right hand, palm opened, and points towards it while nodding at DJ. DJ looks on, wondering if he should take the bigger man on in the wanted “test of strength.” Anselm turns to the crowd and tries firing them up—a way to encourage DJ to go with this. DJ looks out at the now cheering crowd, then looks back at Anselm and smirks.

Jimmy Yates: It may be what Gryffin wants and I'm sure the crowd would enjoy it too, but I don't think this is such a good idea.

Bryan Harris: Of course it's not! Whether his family was involved in wrestling his whole life or not, I'm sure he still got beaten up by the strong kids on the playground.

Alan Ducard: As I'm sure you did. Sounds like personal experience talking.

DJ takes up the offer and the two step towards each other and slowly begin pawing at each other, each trying to gain an edge for when they lock up. After a couple seconds, indeed the two do lock hands. No surprise, Gryffin gains the edge, bending DJ backwards as Cassidy lets out a yell of pain. Gryffin continues holding his ground and just as he's about to send DJ down, DJ has a surge of adrenaline and begins to gain ground, even if just bit-by-bit. However this doesn't last long because from out of nowhere, Diego suddenly comes crashing into the two with a missle dropkick! Gryffin and DJ both hit the mat as Diego takes one last breath to fully recuperate himself before going to his next move. He springs off the far ropes and just as Gryffin gets to a knee, Diego runs in with a chopblock, sending the 300-pounder face-first back to the mat. At this time, Cassidy is able to raise himself off the mat. Diego looks to take advantage and heads out to the apron. As DJ makes his way over, Diego springboards off the top rope towards DJ, but Cassidy catches hold of him and launches him backwards over his head!

Jimmy Yates: Diego is a lot of fun to watch but sometimes those high-flying moves can cause more problems than they solve.

Bryan Harris: This is wrestling. Not gymnastics or any other artistic fancy crap. It's a move like that that proves he should be deported.

Jimmy Yates: He should be deported because he uses high-flying moves?

Bryan Harris: Yes.

Jimmy Yates: That's the most...

Alan Ducard: Oy! How about we call the match, eh?

Gryffin has made it to his feet and heads over to Cassidy and the two engage in a flurry of punches before Gryffin sends DJ into the ropes. On the return, Gryffin grabs ahold of DJ's head and lowers himself, hitting his knee-assisted jawbreaker. As DJ takes a couple steps back to realign himself, Gryffin takes a couple steps back as well before running towards DJ and hits him with a knee lift that sends DJ down.

Alan Ducard: You can't forget Gryffin's a former SWA World Champion. He isn't lost in the ring just because he has no tag partner.

Jimmy Yates: Having been so dominant in The Diabolik, that's something that's been lost on most fans. Gryffin is a terrific single's competitor—he's much more than half a tag team.

It was a struggle, but Diego is back up and faces down Gryffin. Gryff gives a smirk at the smaller opponent before giving a knee to the gut. He spins Diego around and latches his hands around Diego's waist and leans back, going for a release German suplex. However, Diego manages to land on his feet! It's a quick retaliation as Diego then quickly hops to the nearby top rope and vaults himself towards Gryffin, his knees trapping Gryff's neck and bringing him to the mat. Diego stays atop...

ONE!

But that's all as Gryffin muscles out. Diego quickly gets back up as has DJ. Diego takes a chance and heads over to Cassidy and attempts a few quick kicks to DJ's legs and while they do cause a slight crippling effect to DJ, they don't knock him down. Gryff sees the two and you can sense an idea brewing in his head. He quickly rushes to the two and hits a double spear! Both Diego and DJ land on the mat as Gryffin gets up and covers DJ.

A quick move forward now sees all three men once again on their feet—each eying up one another. It's Diego who makes the first move, rushing towards Gryffin, but Gryffin is ready as he hoists up the running Diego up over his head, gorilla press style.

Jimmy Yates: Oh God! This may well finish off Diego for the night!

Alan Ducard: Gryffin's trained John Thomas as well as a number of other people, so he knows more as to when to finish off someone and the perfect way to do so.

It's not as easy as it looks though. Diego begins worming around while being held high and manages to escape! He wriggles himself upon Gryff's shoulders, sitting face-to-face.

Alan Ducard: Diego trying to prove he's not finished!

Bryan Harris: Ewww...this is a position I'd NEVER pay to be in. A Mexican's crotch in...

Jimmy Yates: No! Bad Bryan!

Diego then hits his trademark half-hurricanrana, Gryffin landing on his head close to mid-ring. DJ quickly makes a move to cover...

ONE!


TWO!!

But Diego breaks it up with an elbow drop. Diego quickly gets back up just as DJ does. DJ corrals the smaller competitor and, maybe for payback for the pin break-up, locks in and hits a cradle piledriver! DJ tries to pin...

ONE!

TWO!!

Jimmy Yates: Not quite as Gryffin comes in just in time to drag DJ off Diego!

It's another stare down with Anselm and Cassidy. Anselm comes in and grabs hold of one DJ's hands and wastes no time in hitting a short-arm clothesline. To make sure DJ stays down, he gives a couple boots to him which see Cassidy roll near the far left corner in hopes of getting away. Gryffin takes advantage of the placement and heads to the lower rope in the corner, leaps and hits a double-axehandle smash. He covers but as the referee sets up to count, he notices DJ's right arm is just barely under the bottom rope.

Alan Ducard: DJ was lucky there. There's no way this match continues if Gryffin makes that cover.

Bryan Harris: That's exactly it. Luck. Just like his entire first tenure here. Just like making his comeback from his concussions. Well one day that's going to run out. Hopefully tonight.

Jimmy Yates: I really don't understand how you can wish injury upon our talent. If it weren't for them, you wouldn't have a paycheck.

Alan Ducard: It looks like this match is taking it's toll on these three, especially Diego as all three men are back up.

DJ gets ahold of Diego and irish whips him to the near left corner. Seeing an opportunity open again, Gryffin quickly heads over and drills Diego with a elbow shot in the corner. Anselm turns around and sees Cassidy approaching him. He goes for a clothesline on Cassidy, but DJ ducks it. Diego, holding his head, still getting over the cradle piledriver, moves in and throws a kick at DJ, but it's blocked! DJ grabs a leg and dragon screw legwhips Diego at Gryffin and the momentum of Diego sends both men down!

Jimmy Yates: What a move by DJ! Great ring awareness to know where both men were and to duck that overpowering clothesline.

Bryan Harris: Lady luck strikes again.

Diego is quick to his feet and looks to retaliate towards DJ. He comes after him with quick kicks to DJ's midsection, hips, knees and legs. Though weak-legged from this, DJ grabs Diego and raises him for a vertical suplex. Like earlier on Gryffin's gorilla press, Diego uses his skill and manages to wriggle out of this move too and swings around, hitting a stunning DDT! Knowing this could be his chance, he looks to try further incapacitating a now just getting to his knees Gryffin. Diego bounces off the ropes and heads towards Anselm. Gryffin moves out of the way and upon hitting the far ropes, Diego does a springboard reverse elbow that lands flush on Gryff's mouth, and he makes the cover...

ONE!

TWO!!

THR—!!

Jimmy Yates: Almost three! Gryffin had just enough to get a shoulder up.

Alan Ducard: Nearly too good to be true for Diego.

Looking rather discontent with the count, Diego gets up, as does Gryffin. DJ returns to his feet as well and once again the three look to feel each other out for an advantage. It's DJ who is first to move here, going towards Gryffin, but this is a mistake. Gryffin sees DJ moving in and is quick to act, lifting the Illinois native off his feet in a huge bear hug! The ref rushes over but DJ is unwilling to submit, as much pain as he's going through right now. Not wanting to risk losing, Diego makes a move, gets behind Gryffin and does a more traditional chopblock on him which causes him to relinquish the hold and fall forward.

Jimmy Yates: Heads up thought by Diego, but I don't think it worked as planned since Gryff is only to a knee and not on the mat.

Bryan Harris: Did it get him to let go of Cassidy?

Jimmy Yates: Well, yeah, but—

Bryan Harris: “Yeah, but...” Who cares? Diego extended the match. He knew what he was doing, for once.

Alan Ducard: I think it's about to backfire though. Gryff again trying his German suplex...

Jimmy Yates: Diego's fighting this though! He's already freed himself from a couple holds tonight, I wouldn't doubt it again.

Alas for Diego, DJ Cassidy has recovered just enough to stand back up and seeing Diego fight the move, he takes it upon himself to do something. That something being a devastating clothesline knocking Diego back and to the mat.

Alan Ducard: What a clothesline by DJ, eh!?

Jimmy Yates: Looks to me like he was worried that if Diego could slip out of that suplex, he may never go down tonight!

Bryan Harris: All the fight finally caught up with the little guy. Now he might be down for good. That's what you get.

Alan Ducard: You're saying he deserves to be incapacitated for showing heart?

Bryan Harris: When you're down, stay down!

Jimmy Yates: That's an awful lesson.

With both men breathing heavier now, Gryffin and DJ approach each other and lock up. After a struggle for advantage, DJ manages to get behind Gryffin and applies a cobra clutch! Gryff tries fighting the hold but it's locked in tight! DJ then wraps his right leg around Gryff's left and goes through with a Russian legsweep.

Jimmy Yates: Dream Cru—

Alan Ducard (a hand over his mic, barely audible while whispering): You can't say “Dream Crusher” in LEGACY!

Bryan Harris: Ah, no one from that stupid promotion up north is smart enough to be watching us anyways.

Jimmy Yates: This would be a perfect time for DJ to cover Gryff, but that impact with the canvas seems to have been a final straw for him.

Alan Ducard: And once again he's lucky Gryffin is worn down as much as he is. As great as DJ is, this has been a long night and there's only so much his body can take, especially after his years away from the ring.

Both men slowly make their way to their feet as Diego is still on the canvas, just now barely moving around. Gryffin strikes first with a punch to DJ's jaw and DJ retaliates with a knee to the gut. After another punch by Gryffin, DJ slips behind him and locks in a full nelson. Gryff once again struggles to break free from the submission hold and as he stops flailing his arms, DJ lets him go, spins him around, and nails a belly-to-belly suplex. Gryffin looks to have a second win as he gets up, but there's no time for though as DJ quickly strikes!

Jimmy Yates: SHINING ENZUIGIRI! Gryffin's eyes are filled with stars as he collapses! He is out cold!!

Bryan Harris: Uh, are you kidding me? That pest is back!

Yes, Diego is seemingly back from the dead. He tries for a side kick at DJ, but Cassidy sidesteps it and quickly rolls up Diego!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

The bell rings, officially ending the match.

Josephina Colbert: Your winner by pinfall.... D... J.... CASSIDYYYYY!!

Jimmy Yates: A big win for DJ! It looks like he's not nearly as rusty as some of us, as well as the fans, thought.

Alan Ducard: Indeed, Jimmy. A very hard-fought match and while Diego de Cardenas deserves credit for a well-done job himself, the credit goes to DJ Cassidy. Welcome back to LEGACY, my friend.

Bryan Harris: Oh goody. Well, I guess since Moxley isn't around, DJ won't be too bad to stand during this second tenure. Maybe. Hopefully.

Jimmy Yates: Well, you play Mr. Negativity there, Harris. It'll be interesting to see what Rob Belote has awaiting for DJ.

Piece of Cake, and Stuff


We go backstage and are given our weekend's first sighting of Loco Martinez. He is seated at a small table in the arena hallway with a black MacBook in front of him, typing away. A few seconds pass before we see Madison Seton, dressed in a white-based sweater dark red vertical stripes, blue jeans and brown suede boots, walk into the screen and quietly slink behind Loco and looks at the MacBook screen.

Madison: Oh really? You have to do that NOW?

Loco flinches instinctively, very similar to the last time he and Madison Seton were together.

Loco Martinez: Just killing some time. And what else am I gonna do? Watch the pre show?

Madison chuckles and extends a hand for a shake

Madison: So how ya been, man?

Loco Martinez: Been good. Not as good as you, Madam Career Points Leader at Oshkosh Lourdes. Congrats on that!

Madison: Aww..thanks. I appreicate that.

Loco Martinez: Got an inside scoop for me, where you're going *coughcough*Saint Joe's*cough*

Madison: Nope! And I'm not sure if I'm sorry on that. She has a sly smile But I did appreciate that tour you gave. Sure beat spending a weekend at home with "Goody 2 Shoes."

Loco Martinez: Hah! No problem. Any time you wanna hang out in Philly let me know. Where is "big sis" I'm surprised she's letting you "off her leash". Afraid you'll get yourself into trouble.

Madison: Considering all she does is camp out in the car the whole time at a show it isn't that hard to get away. Just the old standard school trick "I have to go to the bathroom" and then just wander around. It's different this time since she's in the arena watching the preshow but I guess she doesn't really care what I'm up to right now--so I figured I'd check up on ya while I could.

Loco Martinez: If she's watching the pre-show she isn't gonna be pleased. You're about to get a "potty escort" for Christmas.

Madison has a huge laugh at that. As the laugh stops, she turns her head and her eyebrows raise in surprise as she sees takes notice of something.

Madison: Uh-oh. Grouch alert. Aaaaand don't take anything I'm about to say to heart.

Loco Martinez: What?

Madison: Just trust me on this.

From around the corner we see Laura, wearing a red sweater and white pants with red low-cut heels on. Sure enough she's coming towards them. What at first is a look of satisfaction quickly sours when she sees Loco with Madison. She scowls as she gets to them.

Laura: Get away from her.

Loco chuckles, finally understanding Madison.

Loco Martinez: 'Scuse me? Get away... closes the lap top and throws hands out widely I'm SITTING, superstar. And I know your sister has the athletic ability to GET AWAY from a guy sitting here minding his own damn business. But since you decided to over react... SHOCK! I'm gonna have to get up.

Loco puts the lap top down and stands up.

Madison: My ass! to Laura I was walking by looking for a piece of cake on the catering table and Mr. Douchebag here starts taunting me and hitting on me! I was trying to get him to shut up and leave but he kept grabbing me back. Thankfully you showed up.

Laura: Hitting on a kid. That's sick and pretty low. Even for you. And tell me how I'm overreacting? That I'm trying to protect my sister from a scumbag like you?

Loco rolls his eyes, and starts laughing. Only further infuriating Laura.

Loco Martinez: Hitting on... listen to yourselves. Again, like I'm Marcus Marion, who needs to prey on jail bait. I like my women to know what to do with a dick when they come in contact with one. Which is why you would never... EVER... F<eeping>ing EVER catch me hitting on a Seton. Not now. Not ever. Now if your lil' sis wants to get to college, and take a few rides on some disco sticks AND then give me a call? Well...

Madison turns the other direction to give a very muted laugh at that. He leans in close to Laura.

Loco Martinez: Then that's something else entirely. And you won't be there to run in and play the hero. So... why don't you take your little cake eater, here and scurry off. Before I do something TRULY heinous.

She crosses her arms, and tilts her head slightly to the left—a look of “Not going to take any crap” on her face. Madison has her hidden laugh and turns back as well.

Madison: Hey f*ck you, man!

Laura: Lady Gaga. Cute...real cute. And what are you going to do? Talk some more? Nothing's worse than that.

Laura turns to her sister and looks upset as once again at a LEGACY show, Madison has decided to sass off to one of the wrestlers.

Laura: Stop it!

Loco winks at Madison.

Loco Martinez: Not tonight, honey. Maybe some other time.

Madison: Yeah, right. Like I'd ever want to sleep with your disease-ridden d*ck.

Laura: Madison!

Madison: How many hookers you been with the past 24 hours? Probably like 50 since I'm sure you have problems going longer than 8 seconds.

Laura: MADISON!!

She shoves Maddie behind her in hopes of being able to keep her out of the conversation, then turns back to Loco

Laura: If there was ever someone who needed to be ball-gagged, it's you.

Loco Martinez: One: Loco Martinez doesn't pay for poon. Two: you're really gonna use the phrase ball-gagged? Loco chuckles cockily God... just like me exposing you at Darkest Days? You make things way too easy.

Loco reaches down to pick up his laptop.

Laura: Think what you want. Just makes it more satisfying after I pound you into the ground and save the fans from future whining and moaning and whatever else it is you do that people do their best to ignore.

Loco just smirks, as he takes his laptop and walks in the direction of the sisters._

Loco Martinez: See ya, bitches.

Laura lowers her head and places a hand on her forehead, almost ashamed of having had to deal with Loco. Madison, however, outstretches her left hand as Loco goes by hoping for a 'low 5' to show they're still cool with each other. Loco understands the cue and quietly slaps her hand.

Awesomeness, Technical Perfection, and Kamikaze


Alan Ducard: An interesting encounter betwix Laura Seton, her sister Madison, and Loco Martinez which happened earlier tonight, and that brings me to a match we shall see two nights from today, as a good friend of Loco Martinez - John Thomas - takes on a man who he's not been able to beat the majority of his career, Devastation.

Bryan Harris: Yeah, Devastation might've had John Thomas' number in the past, but this weekend? It's gonna begin a new era beginning. John Thomas is a star on the rise, and Devastation's stock is falling. Expect that to be a turning point in John's career.

Jimmy Yates: Devastation's one of the best technical wrestlers of all time, and I don't need to hear about any "all time trends" to know that he's got just as good of a chance to win this match as John does.

Alan Ducard: Speaking of great technical wrestlers, Stephen Rawlings has a match coming at Darkest Days against the extremely dangerous Kenji Yamada.

Bryan Harris: A lot of people are lookin' to that match as the potential time when Kenji Yamada may just flip out and go nuts on Stephen Rawlings, but everything we've heard from Kenji looks as though he's trying to keep that from happening.

Jimmy Yates: So far he's doing a good job of keeping his rage under control, but he hasn't found a way to translate that approach into victories... but one way or another, I expect he won't want to let this match against Rawlings get past him without a win this time, which he wasn't able to pick up when they squared off back at Destined For Greatness a couple months ago.

No Limits Match
Chivalric vs Crazy Boy

Alan Ducard: Our next match has two people who's personal vendettas against each other has reached new heights. It all started with an attack on an innocent Legacy Fan.

Bryan Harris: And of course, Legacy's so-called hero, Crazy Boy, had to stick his nose in business where it does not belong, and Chivalric, the cause of the attacks, has made him and Rodney the "Fan Boy" pay recently.

Jimmy Yates: It's true that Chivalric has gotten inside Crazy Boy's head with this Rodney business, but tonight there is no escape for Chivalric as he is facing a former No Limits champion in a No Limits match.

Bryan Harris: Yeah, but if Chivalric can find just ONE mistake that Tyrone WILL make, Chivalric will put the nail on the coffin and possibly put BOTH of them out of Legacy.

Alan Ducard: It's true that Chivalric is a force to be reckoned with, but Crazy Boy has made a career of being the underdog and getting himself out of precarious prediciments, and I don't see tonight being any different. Let's get to the match.

Start of Match Footage

Chivalric hovers over Crazy Boy like a hawk and stomps down on the back of Crazy Boy. Crazy Boy groans in pain as Chivalric follows that with a elbow right between the shoulder blades of the former No Limits Champion. Crazy Boy groans again as Chivalric grabs Tyrone by his hair and proceeds to punch him in the face. Crazy Boy blocks the punch and counters with a couple of punches of his own. Chivalric staggers back a little bit as Crazy Boy starts rocketing Chivalric with punches to the face. Crazy Boy grabs Chivalrics arm and irish whips him in the ropes. As Chivalric bounces off the ropes, Tyrone ducks out of the way and grabs a chair that was in the ring from earlier in the match. As Chivalric bounces back off the ropes a second time, Tyrone throws the chair at Chivalric, but Chivalric catches it. Before Chivalric can even respond, like lightning, Crazy Boy leaps off his feet and hits a spinning heel kick into the chair, which bounces the chair into Chivalrics face! Chivalric falls to the mat hard and Crazy Boy makes a cover.

One.

Two.

Th- Kickout by Chivalric.

Tyrone picks up Chivalric and just like that, the tides are turned by a thumb to the eye. As Tyrone holds on to his eye, Chivalric grabs CB by one arm, looks at Rodney, the fan boy, who is outside the ring, supporting Crazy Boy, and slams him straight down with a flatliner. Tyrone seems out of it as Chivalric just grins and rolls CB over for a pin.

One.

Two.

Thr--- kickout by Crazy Boy.

Bryan Harris: There's ONE mistake by Crazy Boy. Chivalric is in control! It's only a matter of time.

Alan Ducard: Did you not see the thumb to the eye? That's how he got the advantage.

Bryan Harris: Yeah, yeah, but if you remember.. it's NO LIMITS! No rules.

Jimmy Yates: Look at Chivalric. Already arguing with the referee. He should continue to capatalize.

Chivalric glares at the referee, not quite believing that was not a three count, as he climbs out of the ring and rummages under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. Chivalric points it at Fan Boy who looks quite terrified. Chivalric goes around the ring, stalking Fan Boy as he starts to swing the kendo stick, getting very close to hitting Fan Boy in the face with the stick. Fan Boy cowers in fear, but the crowd starts to cheer as there is a little commotion behind Chivalric. As soon as Chivalric turns around to the ring, Crazy Boy takes flight with a springboard corkscrew and lands on top of Chivalric. Chivalric hits the ground hard as Crazy Boy bounces up and pumps his fist in the air, getting a nice pop from the fans.

Alan Ducard: Look at that spectacular Move by Crazy Boy! Chivalric doesn't know where he is!

Bryan Harris: That should be illegal! Noone should be able to do something like that!

Jimmy Yates: Remember, Bry. It's no Limits!

Bryan Harris: Shut it, Jim-bo!

Crazy Boy reaches down and grab the Kendo Stick that Chivalric pulled out and hands it to Fan Boy, getting another nice pop from the fans. Rodney looks down at Chivalric who is struggling to get up as Fan Boy sizes up Chivalric with the stick. As soon as Chivalric gets up, Fan Boy takes a swing at Chivalric, but he moves out of hte way at the last moment and Fan Boy winds up hitting the apron, dropping the stick. Crazy Boy turns around to face Chivalric, and as he does, Chivalric grabs Tyrones head and SLAMS it into the steel steps, followed by a couple more slams. Crazy Boy holds his face as Chivalric grabs the arm of Tyrone and Irish whips him into the steel turnbuckle hard, Tyrone hitting his shoulder hard on the unforgiving steel. Tyrone falls to the ground in pain as Chivalric grins again, turning his attention to Fan Boy.

Bryan Harris: THAT is what I'm talking about! Get him, Mason!

Alan Ducard: I don't care who you are, anyone that gets into the turnbuckle like that is going to feel it in the morning.

Jimmy Yates: And Fan Boy is about to feel the rage of Chivalric!

Fan Boy backs up to the guard rail as Chivalric licks his chops and grabs Fan Boy by the arm. Rodney struggles to get free, but to no avail as he forcefully throws Fan Boy into the ring. Chivalric climbs into the ring before Fan Boy can climb out and starts to corner Fan Boy. Rodney has this scared look on his face as a chorus of boos eminate in the arena as traps Fan Boy and starts to tease him a little bit, slapping his face a little bit and pushing him into the turnbuckle. Chivalric stalks Fan Boy menacingly as he prepares to finish him off, when all the sudden, like a blur, Crazy Boy comes out of nowhere and shoulder blocks Chivalric to the mat. He leaps in the air and lands on top of Chivalric for some mounted punches, Chivalric getting into a defensive position, putting his hands up to his face.

Bryan Harris: WHERE DID HE COME FROM? Chivalric had him right where he wanted him.

Alan Ducard: That's Tyrone for you, he can come from anywhere!

Jimmy Yates: And he doesn't look like he's done yet!

Crazy Boy picks up Chivalric and kicks him in the gut, doubling him over. Crazy Boy bounces off the ropes and jumps up, kicking Chivalric in the back of the head. Chivalric falls to the mat, his head hitting the steel chair that has remained in the ring. Crazy Boy turns over Chivalric, his forehead busted open, and makes a pin attempt.

One.

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Thr--- Chivalric kicks out.

Bryan Harris: That's the resilency of Mason Bishop. Kicking out after an impact move like that. Crazy Boy can't seem to put him away, and it's only a matter of time before Chivalric makes believers out of all of you!

Alan Ducard: I must admit, I am impressed with Chivalrics resilency. Not anyone can kick out of that move!

Crazy Boy runs his fingers through his hair, in a little bit of disbelief, as he picks up Chivalric and throws him into the turnbuckle. Crazy Boy runs to the other side of the ring and pumps a fist in the air and charges toward Chivalric. Before he can get to him, Chivalric moves out of the way, but Crazy Boy jumps on the second ropes. Before Tyrone can respond, Chivalric grabs Tyrone and SLAMS him down to the mat by the waist. A pin attempt ensues.

One.

Two.

Kickout by Crazy Boy.

Alan Ducard: What a impact move by Chivalric! Tyrone does not know where he is!

Jimmy Yates: Indeed, it took a lot of skill to do something like that!

Bryan Harris: Crazy Boy is finished! Finito! Done! Stick a fork in him!

Chivalric quickly grabs Tyrone and throws him into the ropes and tries a clotheline, but Crazy Boy ducks the attempt. Crazy Boy stops dead in his tracks and proceeds to try to sweep Chivalric from under his feet, but Chivalric notices the leg extention and jumps over the sweep attempt. As soon as Chivalric gains balance, he connects HARD to the face of Crazy Boy with a big boot to the face. Chivalric looks around and notices that Fan Boy has disappeared from view. He just shrugs his shoulders and turns back around to Tyrone, who hasn't moved from the big boot. Chivalric rolls out of the ring and reaches into his tights, pulling out brass knuckles and setting them on his hand. He rolls back into the ring and watches as Crazy Boy gets back to his feet. Tyrone is a little speghetti-legged as Chivalric rushes foward and POUNDS Tyrone in the head with the Brass Knuckles. He quickly puts them back in his tights and smiles as he looks at a HUGE cut across the face of Crazy Boy form, blood oozing out of it as Chivalric makes the cover.

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Two.

Thr-- Out of Nowhere, Fan Boy comes and breaks up the count!

Bryan Harris: DAMN IT! Chivalric had the match won, and that stupid fan boy had to come and do something like that!

Alan Ducard: I know he was trying to keep Tyrone from losing the match, but I question the motive that Fan Boy is doing by getting in that ring.

Jimmy Yates: And Chivalric doesn't want Fan Boy to forget! Look at his demeanor.

Chivalric looks up with fire in his eyes and stands up quickly, looking directly at Fan Boy, who starts backing up from Chivalric. Chivalric growls with anger and grabs Rodney and shouts something in his face and proceeds to pick him up and throw him out of the ring. Rodney hits the floor hard as Chivalric turns his attention back to Crazy Boy, who's face is starting to from a crimson mask from the blood. Chivalric reaches down to pick up Tyrone, but all of the sudden, Crazy Boy grabs Chivalrics legs and rolls him up in a school boy pin!
One.

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Kickout by Chivalric!

Bryan Harris: Not enough, Tyrone!

Alan Ducard: But it sure caught Chivalric off guard.

Bryan Harris: Just wait, Chivalric has Crazy Boy RIGHT where he wants him.

Chivalric gets up quickly and Crazy Boy soon afterwards as they both stand in the middle of the ring, looking at each other in almost a stare off. Chivalric just shakes his head, wondering how much punishment he needs to dish out to Tyrone to put him away, as he charges at Crazy Boy. Crazy Boy sidesteps out of the way and watches Chivalric bounce off the ropes. As he does, Tyrone grabs Chivalrics head and runs the opposite direction, landing with a bulldog. Crazy Boy gets up and wipes a little bit of the blood off of his face, trying to regain some of his sight as he walks over to the ropes and says something to the recovering Fan Boy. Rodney obliges and climbs under the ring and soon comes out with a table with a huge yellow smiley face on it. The fans cheer as Tyrone reaches under the ropes and grabs the table and walks over setting it up in the middle of the ring.

Alan Ducard: And here comes the Crazy Table. This could be bad for one Mason Bishop.

Bryan Harris: IS EVERYTHING Crazy with this guy? Crazy Slam? Crazy Drop? Crazy Table? It's unoriginal.

Jimmy Yates: Enough talk, Crazy Boy is planning on finishing this off right here and now.

Crazy Boy picks up Chivalric and tries to throw Chivalric onto the table, but Chivalric shifts his weight to the legs and Tyrone has trouble picking him up. Chivalric maintain himself on the ground and as Tyrone tries one more time to pick him up, Chivalric just smiles a sly smile and kicks Crazy Boy right between the legs! Crazy Boy falls to the mat, obviously in a lot of pain. Chivalric listens to the chorus of boos that ring in the arena as he plans on finishing this off gets down to the mat and gets Tyrone to breathe in the chloroform and as Tyrone into a gogoplata!

Bryan Harris: YES! THIS IS IT! TYRONE IS DONE FOR!

Alan Ducard: It's true, that is one lethal move. And Chivalric has that thing locked in tight.

Jimmy Yates: Tyrone looks to be in a LOT of pain!

Tyrone's eyes bulge out, obviously trying to get out of the submission hold, But Chivalric has it held in tight. Tyrone tries to squeeze his head out in between Chivalrics grip, but Chivalric leans back, getting the grip tighter. Tyrone cries out in pain as you can see a trickle of blood seeping out of Crazy Boy's mouth, but he still does not tap. Tyrone takes a deep breath and lets out a primal scream as he struggles to get out of the hold. Chivalric shakes his head in disbelief as Tyrone gets his head out of the grip and rams it into the bread basket of Chivalric. Chivalric is forced to release the hold as Crazy Boy struggles to get to his feet.

Bryan Harris: How does he keep doing that?!

Alan Ducard: You have to be impressed with the resilency and the determination of Crazy Boy. He has to be in a lot of pain though after that.

Jimmy Yates: We'll soon see how much damage that move actually done.

Crazy Boy picks up Chivalric off the mat and throws a couple of punches his way. Chivalric again gets in a defensive position trying to block the punches, but Crazy Boy starts to throw in some kicks in as well. Crazy Boy backs Chivalric into the ropes and irish whips him, as he comes back, Crazy Boy picks up Chivalric and hoists him on his shoulders and starts to spin around and around, in an Airplane spin. He makes a couple more revolutions as he then stops and falls back into a Samoan Drop, completing Crazy Airlines --- Destination Samoa. Crazy Boy struggles to keep his balance as he dizzily stands for a second, regaining his composure.

Bryan Harris: Not that stupid move again! Doesn't he realize how much harm that does to him as well? Or is he just too stupid to care?

Alan Ducard: Shut up Bryan! It affects his opponent a lot more than it does him! Chivalric is down and Crazy Boy is not.

Crazy Boy picks up Chivalric and throws him on the table. Chivalric is motionless as Crazy Boy, slow and steady, climbs the ropes and pumps his fist in the air and does his hands in a circular motion!

Alan Ducard: THE CRAZY SPIN! Tyrone is trying an extremely high risk move to finish this match. This is the same move and situation that let Tyrone win the No Limits Champion in the first place.

Bryan Harris: But Mason Bishop is TONS smarter than that dolt, Damien Black. He isn't going to fall for the same move.

Before Crazy Boy can leap off the top rope for the Crazy Spin, the lights all the sudden go out in the arena. There is static on the LEGACY Vision jumbotron and a bit of noise for a moment, and the lights flicker back on .... with Chivalric nowhere to be found! Crazy Boy hops off the ropes and has a very confused look on his face.

Jimmy Yates: Where the heck did Chivalric go?!

Alan Ducard: Those lights came back on, and he was gone!

Bryan Harris: Looks like Crazy Boy is going to go look for him.

Shaking his head, Crazy Boy drops to the mat and rolls to the outside and starts looking precariously around the ring, to no avail. He lifts the ring apron up and looks under the ring, but doesn't see anything either. The crowd starts to boo as Crazy Boy rolls back into the ring and darts his eyes all around to prepare himself for a surprise attack, but nothing comes.

Jimmy Yates: What kind of strategy is Chivalric trying to do here?

Crazy Boy turns to the referee and starts to talk to the referee, who also has a dumbfounded look on his face. After a few more moments, Tyrone rolls out of the ring and charges up the entryway, disappearing into the backstage. The referee walks over to Josephina Colbert and says something to her. Josephina grabs a microphone and prepares to make an announcement.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and Gentlemen, if Crazy Boy can find Chivalric before the end of the night, the match will continue, otherwise your winner will be Crazy Boy.

There is a cameraman in the backstage with Crazy Boy running down the hallway, looking frantically for Chivalric.

Jimmy Yates: What a cowardly move. Crazy Boy had the match right in his hands, and Chivalric had to get out of there before the match was over.

Bryan Harris: It's brilliant! He is still getting in the head of Tyrone and he gets to fight another day. I guaran-damn-tee you that the next time these two face in the ring, the situation will not be the same.

Alan Ducard: Just remember though that if Tyrone DOES find Mason Bishop, the match will continue, and if it does --- I will hate to see what will happen to Chivalric

Serious Discussions


Landon Savage walks into Chris Turner's Locker room, and walks over to him. He seems incredibly calm, taping up his hands in the corner. Landon takes a deep breath.

Landon Savage: Turner... We need to talk.

Chris looks up from his hands.

Chris Turner: Yeah?

Landon Savage: The front office is a little worried about your match. That video that was posted on you tube... Well, we're a bit worried you may have actually been serious.

Chris Turner: I WAS serious.

Landon Savage: Well, that's why I'm here. The front office wants to confiscate ALL of your weapons for the match... Please... Empty your pockets.

Chris Turner: What? Do I look like a cartoon? I don't keep weapons in all of my pockets, fat folds, and body holes.

Landon Savage: Empty them.

Turner sighs and pulls a chain out of his pocket. He also pulls out brass knuckles, tacs, matches, chloroform, a club, 3 knifes, some barbed wire, and a frog,

Chris Turner: It's a poisonous frog!

Landon stares frightened at the weapons.

Landon Savage: Anything else?

Chris Turner: In my locker!

Landon walks over to the locker and opens it. Bags of weapons fall onto him.

Landon Savage: My god man! Anything else?

Chris hands him a sheet of paper.

Chris Turner: This is everything I set underneath the ring.

Landon reads aloud.

Landon Savage: 3 tables, 2 steel chairs, barbed wire, bricks, c4... C4?!?!?!

Chris Turner: Just in case...

Landon rolls his eyes and keeps reading.

Landon Savage: Torch, pitchfork, gardening ho, shovel, Copier Toner, Chain saw, Peavey--- Whats a Peavey?

Chris Turner: It's a lumber tool.

Landon Savage: Why do you have all this stuff.

Chris Turner: To make sure he's dead. Why else?

Landon Savage: I'm getting rid of it. ALL of it!

Chris stares at Landon....

Chris Turner: That's fine with me... There's only one thing I need to kill him! My f*cking hands. And I'll do it. Just watch me. Hehehehe HAHAHAHAHAH!

Frightened by this breakout in laughter, Landon backs out of the locker room.

Chris pulls out a lighter.

Chris Turner: And this.

Weapons of Choice, Nightly Highlights,
Cult Leaders and Knockout Artists


Jimmy Yates: One of the four championship matches on the card for Sunday night's pay per view features Matthew Dawson placing the Tao of Valor Championship on the line against the FX Network Champ, Hazard.

Alan Ducard: It's going to be a 30 Minute Iron Man match, and for those who don't know, that means whoever comes out of the match having scored more falls in the 30 minutes will walk away with not only the Tao of Valor title, but also get the "30" token, one of four needed to earn a guaranteed World Title shot.

Bryan Harris: Hazard ain't got anything to lose in this match, since his Network belt isn't on the line... but Matthew Dawson's incentive in this match is that he could very well pick up his second token, putting him a lot closer to getting a shot at the World Title, an opportunity he hasn't had yet in LEGACY... if ever in his career.

Alan Ducard: Speaking of title matches, the No Limits Title will be on the line between the current champion - Ethan Leers - against the top contender - Thomas Manchester Black.

Jimmy Yates: Neither one of them is the typical "sexy" choice for the fans - both guys giving you reasons to dislike them, but if you don't like Ethan Leers, you got an extra reason to cheer for TMB back at a recent STRIFE when Black knocked Ethan Leers out with a straight shot to the jaw backstage.

Bryan Harris: That's all well and good, but I fully expect that match to be a knock-down, drag-out brawl with no regard for human decency... just the way I like it!

Alan Ducard: Speaking of which, tonight's main event between Frank Garvin and Chris Turner proves to be similarly brutal. Before we get there, though, we have one more match to go.

Pre-Taped Match
LEGACY International Championship
Osamu Hayashi vs John Iley ©

Jimmy Yates: Next, we have the footage from a recent LEGACY International Championship match featuring two competitors whom LEGACY fans are likely familiar with.

Alan Ducard: Since leaving LEGACY due to injury, John Iley rehabbed his neck and was able to return to LEGACY International – where he can be closer to his hometown doctors in England. That return saw him take the LEGACY International Championship from Jean-Gerard Baptiste.

Bryan Harris: Arguably the hottest group in LEGACY right now is the Agents of Destiny, and since joining, Osamu Hayashi was able to defeat his former mentor a couple months ago at a LEGACY International event. Because of that success, Hayashi’s challenge to John Iley for a shot at his title was granted – not only by Iley, but also by LEGACY International.

Jimmy Yates: I’m not Osamu’s biggest fan, but he has been highly competitive since joining the Agents of Destiny, and if he can win this match we’re about to see, that would be a huge feather in the cap for the AoD.

Alan Ducard: Mirage and Cronos Diamante are the tag team champions going into the Darkest Days pay per view, and I’m sure they’d like to add a third title belt to their possession. Let’s find out what happened.

Start of Match Footage

We join the match already in progress with Osamu Hayashi on the ring apron, jumping on the top rope to connect with a Springboard Missile Dropkick to Iley. As he claps his hands together, he then goes for an in-ring Asai Moonsault, but Iley puts his knees up, winding Hayashi in the process. Iley then hooks the right arm of Osamu and hits a vicious hooking clothesline. Iley then hits his trademark Tyne Bridge (Northern Lights Suplex) as the referee goes to make a count.

One…

Two…

Hayashi gets his shoulder up just before the referee can reach the three count. Iley then goes up top for a Diving Headbutt attempt, but Hayashi manages to roll out of the way as he capitalizes on the opportunity with a Crossface Submission hold applied on the weak neck of John Iley. Eventually, Iley manages to fight and crawl his way to the bottom rope. Osamu then callously picks up Iley and picks him up for a Fisherman’s Buster as he hooks the leg for a pin attempt.

One…

Two…

Iley manages to kick out at the last second. Hayashi then picks Iley off the mat as he’s holding his neck in a great deal of pain. Hayashi then goes for an Irish Whip into the corner, but Iley manages to spring himself off the second turnbuckle on the rebound and hit a springboard clothesline to Hayashi as both men go down as the referee goes for a ten count.

One…

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Three…

Four…

Five…

Iley starts to stir as well as Hayashi.

Six…

Seven…

Hayashi is up on one knee as Iley has pulled himself to his feet.

Eight…

Hayashi finally gets back to his feet but instantly is met with a Super Kick by John Iley right to the jaw as Osamu Hayashi goes down like a ton of bricks. Iley then hooks the leg for a pin attempt.

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Two…

Thre…

Osamu Hayashi manages to kick out at the last possible second as John Iley says to the referee "You’ve gotta be bloody ribbin’ me, mate!". But just as Iley goes to pick Hayashi, he gets poked in the eye as Hayashi hits a vicious Backdrop Suplex right on the back of Iley’s neck, bridging into a pin position.

One…

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Thre…

This time, it’s Iley managing to kick out of the pin. As Hayashi waits for Iley to get up, he goes for a jumping complete shot, only to get countered in mid-air into a knee facebuster. Hayashi goes down hard and now, it’s Iley taking full advantage as he wrenches his arms around Hayashi and flips him over for a Gutwrench Suplex into a pin.

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Not satisfied with that, he then whips Hayashi into the ropes and connects with a leg lariat. Iley then pumps his fist in the air, feeling the crowd getting behind him as he whips Hayashi into the corner and goes for a Stinger Splash, but Hayashi pulls the referee between them and the referee goes down. As Iley goes to check on the referee, it allows Hayashi to recuperate as the Japanese wrestler zones in on Iley’s injured neck and roundhouse kicks him in the back of the head, crumpling Iley in a heap. Hayashi then springboards off of the apron and hits a Springboard Guillotine Legdrop as he goes for the pin.

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THREE!!!!

New LEGACY International Champion - Osamu Hayashi

As the referee hands Osamu Hayashi the LEGACY International Heavyweight title, Osamu poses with the belt proudly as we see Iley on the ground, holding his neck in anguish. The footage ends there and it cuts back to the announce position at ringside.

Bryan Harris: Osamu Hayashi going across the pond last weekend and coming back with a huge new trophy for the Agents of Destiny - the LEGACY International Championship.

Alan Ducard: It was a good win for Hayashi, who has been on a roll since joining up with Mirage and company, and you have to wonder if some things he's saying about Katsuro's approach being the reason for his lack of success in LEGACY prior to joining the Agents.

Jimmy Yates: I just think that Osamu's not a very nice guy, and he likes the fact that he's welcome to do things now without regard for how anyone's going to perceive his actions - and he's more comfortable that way. Sure, it leads to success, but it's not going to win him any fans.

Bryan Harris: With championships comes the lack of the need for fans, Jimbo.

Great Expositions


The scene fades into the back to show footage from earlier tonight. There is a door that reads "JOSEPHINA COLBERT". Ethan Leers comes onto the camera, holding a rather large bottle of Colt 45. He is clearly drunk, as he is leaning against the wall to keep himself standing.

Ethan Leers: You listen here, mutha f***a. I...I...

Leers lets out a loud burp.

Ethan Leers: Yeah, f***in' felt good. F**k yeah! Anyway, listen here, mutha f***a. You're a lucky f***in' guy. YOu know why s**t head? I'm about to film a f***ing sex tape, with me f***ing this b*tch here. So, f**k yeah!

Leers takes another big swig and tosses the bottle away. He fumbles for the door knob and throws the door open, stumbling in. As he gets away from the camera, it is seen that Leers is not wearing pants, and all his nether regions are fuzzed out by the camera. Josephina Colbert suddenly covers herself with a robe and moves away from the camera, screaming.

Josephina Colbert: What the hell!?

Leers falls into the mirror, actually cracking it.

Ethan Leers: Hey f**ksl*t! Why don't we open that f**king robe and let Submarine Leers dive f***ing dive!

Josephina panics and runs for the door, pushing the camera man out of the way and actually onto the ground. Leers stands over the camera man, his junk awkwardly positioned over the camera.

Ethan Leers: I have this f***ing effect on women.

Leers suddenly loses his balance and stumbles into a nearby chair. He quickly throws up and then falls out of the chair, passing out in a pile of his own vomit.

Miss Communication


Backstage, Andrew Kelley is standing next to Anastasia Ewing. Neither of the duo looks very pleased with the situation.

Andrew Kelley: I thought you said he was going to show up and do an interview?

Anastasia Ewing: I told him that it would be good to do an interview, let people know about what he's going to do on Sunday... but I told him that the pre-show would be best because there's not as much "awesome" stuff going on during pre-shows, so he would stand out more...

The interviewer looks confused.

Andrew Kelley: So... did he ever actually tell you that he was going to be here tonight?

Anastasia Ewing: I thought I made myself clear to him that he needed to be here tonight to do this...

Andrew Kelley: Well I guess when you called me yesterday and said I'd be getting an interview with John Thomas, you couldn't actually promise that, could you? Thanks...

Shaking his head, Andrew Kelley walks off, leaving road agent Anastasia Ewing standing silent.

Agents and Free-Agents


Bryan Harris: We got a star-studded match comin' up at Darkest Days for the World Tag Team Championships, as the Agents of Destiny - Mirage and Cronos Diamante - two guys who are veritable veteran Hall of Famers in my book even before they held these tag titles, they'll defend those belts against two other guys who are highly accomplished and likely to be Hall of Fame bound.

Jimmy Yates: Cade Sydal had been watching the way the Agents of Destiny were treating things like a joke, and he stood up for the division that he so desperately wants to be a big part of. He let them know that he didn't like how they were acting, and who showed up to back up Cade? None other than former World Champion X-Calibur.

Alan Ducard: Well the Agents of Destiny gave Cade something of a beating that night, but nothing that's going to keep him from showing up Sunday night with X-Calibur in his corner, trying to wrest the Tag Team Championships away from Mirage and Cronos.

Jimmy Yates: It's going to be a tough task for Sydal and X to take home the gold, but they're two of the top guys in our business today, so I wouldn't be surprised to see it go down. The Agents of Destiny have held the belts for a little while now, so they're potentially the more cohesive unit of the two teams in that match. I'll be real interested to see what transpires.

Main Event
No Limits
Match
Chris Turner vs Frank Garvin

Bryan Harris: Tonight’s main event should be a real brutal one, as both of these competitors love to dish out the punishment.

Jimmy Yates: And in Frank Garvin’s case, he seems to enjoy taking punishment, too.

Alan Ducard: This No Limits match was set up partially because of Laura Seton, the former girlfriend of Chris Turner whom Frank Garvin was recently obsessed over.

Bryan Harris: I don’t know if Garvin is still obsessed with Laura, but he does seem fixated on the fact that Chris Turner doesn’t deserve to have been with her… and it seems like that’s enough for the psycho to go after him.

Jimmy Yates: Frank might’ve found a new girlfriend, but Turner? Not so much… and having not won back Laura’s affections just might be eating at Chris’ last nerve, and to have Frank Garvin bring that up? That’s enough cause for Turner – equally as mentally disturbed as Frank – to target his anger at Garvin.

Alan Ducard: Given how these competitors have fared recently, it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility for the winner to get a shot at the No Limits Champion. Let’s see what transpires as the last night of the evening is upon us.

Start of Match Footage

Turner has the early advantage with Garvin on the mat, Turner straddles on top of Garvin and lets loose with thunderous closed fisted strikes right to the temples of Garvin. Garvin desperately gets his hands up in front of his face to absorb some of the blows, but Turner keeps plowing the fists down onto him as hard as he can. Turner finally stops and pops up off of Garvin with a thunderous roar as he quickly rolls out of the ring and starts fishing around under the ring. Garvin has rolled onto his back and with his hands covering his face.

Alan Ducard: It seems Turner is wasting little time looking for an advantage under the ring, with everything stocked under the ring there is no shortage of excitement to be had in this No Limits match.

Bryan Harris: That’s the beauty of these No Limit matches, you do whatever it takes to win. If it means dropping your opponent through a pane of glass then that is just as legal as a rear naked chokehold.

Turner fishes a table out from under the ring which immediately draws a huge ovation from the crowd. Turner slides the table into the ring where Garvin is just now getting to one knee, Turner slides back into the ring and hammers Garvin with a double sledge that slops Garvin back to the canvas. Turner turns his attention back to the table he slid into the ring, after grabbing it he props it up against the nearest turnbuckle and stalks around Garvin. When Garvin finally gets up, Turner hauls him up onto his shoulder and points towards the table he set up in the corner. The crowd goes absolutely insane when Turner starts running full force at the table getting ready to powerslam Garvin through it…

But Garvin slips out of Turner’s hold and pushes Turner forward as hard as he can and Turner’s whole body slams hard into the table causing it to erupt in half with a loud CRACK. Turner’s body folds up on itself in a heap in the corner with all the debris from the table!

Jimmy Yates: Turner goes RIGHT through that table! Oh my…it looked like Turner just compacted on himself after he went straight on through that table! The crowd is going WILLLLD after that huge counter by Frank Garvin! You have got to believe that Turner is at a serious disadvantage right now.

Bryan Harris: You slop-eyed moron, he just went through a damn table. OF COURSE HE’S AT A DISADVANTAGE!

--------------Later in the Match----------------------

Garvin throttles Turner with a hard left hand that sends Turner hard to the mat, methodically Garvin stomps on the face of Turner causing him to convulse on the mat and hold his face in his hands. Garvin slowly walks around Turner a little more and drops an elbow into the ribs of Turner. As Turner is down it is now Garvin’s turn to exit the ring and search under the ring for something to use.

Alan Ducard: We saw Turner get the table earlier in the match, what could Garvin be looking for now?

Garvin is only under the ring for a moment before rolling back into the ring with…a roll of duct tape.

Bryan Harris: Duct tape? Really? What the hell is he going to do, duct tape the table back together? Hey, Garvin, don’t worry we have more under there…

Garvin does go to the corner that the table was broken in and grabs one of the metal legs that had been broken off of it earlier, it had a jagged edge to it from being broken. A sick smile crosses Garvin’s face as he quickly duct tapes the jagged piece of metal to his middle knuckle.

Jimmy Yates: Oh dear god…that’s…you can’t be serious right now.

Garvin now stalks behind the now just recovering Turner and quickly wraps his arm around Turner’s neck, forcibly choking him. Garvin brings his other arm around and places the jagged piece of metal duct tapped to his hand up to Turner’s head…and slowly drags it across Turner’s forehead. Turner tries to scream out in agony but since Garvin is choking him all that comes out is a muffled yelp.

Alan Ducard: This is too much…I know this is a No Limits match but Garvin is only a few inches away from giving Turner a lobotomy! You can see that cut starting to form on Turner’s forehead, this one is getting ugly folks.

Bryan Harris: He knew the rules when he signed on the dotted line, you can’t blame Garvin for using the tools at his disposal.

Jimmy Yates: But still…this is just sick!

Just as Turner’s forehead starts to bleed he clubs Garvin in the stomach with a hard elbow. Surprised by this, Garvin lets go of Turner. Turner quickly hits the ropes and DRIVES Garvin to the mat with a spear that sends a loud THUD through the arena at the impact of Garvin’s back being slammed against the canvas! Seemingly driven by adrenaline and the sight of his own blood, Turner can’t capitalize and make a cover as both men are down.


---------Later in the Match--------

Turner is down on the mat and bent over, hiding a chair in front of him. Garvin stalks towards Turner, he is brandishing the jagged piece of metal duct tapped to his knuckle as he approaches Turner. The crowd starts to stand up on their feet as they know Turner has a chair. Garvin holds his knuckle up to his face as if trying to taunt both Turner and the crowd. However, Turner immediately turns around and CRUSHES Garvin in the face with the steel chair! But, the chair also forces Garvin’s hand forward and causes him to not only be slammed with the chair but also open a nasty cut on his forehead!

Alan Ducard: Duct taping that piece of metal is coming back to haunt Garvin now and both men are busted wide open.

Jimmy Yates: They sure are and this crowd is LOVING it, this is what the No Limits division is all about!

Bryan Harris: Weren’t you just whining about how sick all of this way, you know…like a scared little baby?

Turner wipes some of the blood out of his eyes and grabs the chair he just used, Garvin is holding his face and Turner opens the chair just enough to slide Garvin’s head into it.

Bryan Harris: This just got a whole lot more serious, boys…

Turner forces Garvin to his feet and positions him as if getting ready to deliver his trademark reverse DDT with the chair around Garvin’s neck.

Jimmy Yates: Come on, Turner, don’t do this…regardless of what he may have done to you, doing a move like that with the chair around his neck could do more than just injure his career!

Bryan Harris: Stop whining! This is part of a No Limits match, stop crying like a little girl and watch that man do what needs to be done in order to win a damn match.

But, Garvin sensing the immediate danger, throws a desperation elbow that connects into the cut on Turner’s head that forces him to let go of Garvin. Garvin staggers forward trying to get the chair off of his neck, but Turner comes up from behind him and floats over him and sends Garvin crashing to the mat with a blockbuster! The chair SNAPS hard against the throat of Garvin who is convulsing like mad on the mat as the chair goes flying off his neck.

Jimmy Yates: OH GOD…that impact from the chair on his neck was SICK!

Turner finally manages to cover Garvin!

1…

2…

Thre…GARVIN KICKS OUT!

Alan Ducard: How close can you get?!

Jimmy Yates: I have no idea how Garvin managed to get out of that one…that sort of stuff ends careers at times and Garvin still somehow kicks out. That’s incredible. I’ll come right out and say it, ladies and gentlemen, that is some kind of determined regardless of how you feel about Frank Garvin.

The crowd can’t believe it either as everyone in the arena are on their feet. Turner looks up at the ref with a mask of crimson holding up three fingers, pleading that a mistake was made and that the three was counted. When the referee assures Turner it was a count of two he almost goes into a crazed trance like state. Turner mounts Garvin and starts to headbutt him with every ounce of strength he has left in his body. The crowd looks on in an almost shocked awe as the sound of skull meeting skull resonates through the arena and their blood begins to mix and fly around the ring as Turner continues to thrust his head into his opponent’s head as hard as he can. Turner has to finally stop when it looks like he has gotten rather woozy himself, but that doesn’t stop him from stomping one last boot into Garvin’s face.

Jimmy Yates: My lord, Turner going insane there with the headbutts…the sound they were making was just…I don’t even know what to call it. Horrific…I guess…

------Later in the Match--------

Turner and Garvin are obviously on their last legs as both men are down and a bloody mess. Each of them wobble to their feet in their respective corners and stand-off looking at each other across the ring. The crowd is in an absolute frenzy at this point. There is an ominous table set up to the left of the turnbuckle Turner is in but neither man seems concerned with it at this point. Garvin’s duct taped claw has been ripped off and his hands are covered in blood, much like Turner. Both men finally nod and rush at each other in the center of the ring where they start exchanging blows. Neither man can really muster the energy to try to block the blows so they’re just crushing each other at this point. Each blow sends spit and blood flying in the other direction.

Alan Ducard: This is just a stand-off at this point, the first man to not be able to throw a punch is going to lose this one!

Bryan Harris: A good old fashioned slugfest and I love every damn second of it.

Turner finally gets the better of Garvin who can’t seem to throw punches anymore, Turner lands haymaker after haymaker until Garvin is backed up against the table. Garvin is wobbly at this point and almost unaware of where he is as Turner continues to smash shot after shot. But, seemingly out of nowhere, Garvin kicks Turner in the gut to stop the onslaught…and Garvin hoists Turner!

Alan Ducard: Garvin has Turner up somehow! This pure adrenaline at work here, Turner was pounding the daylights out of Garvin!

Garvin JACKKNIFE POWERBOMBS Turner right through the table! The table literally explodes into splinters as Garvin falls backwards having used a great deal of his remaining energy! Turner is totally crushed from what Garvin calls Think Happy Thoughts!

Jimmy Yates: RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Did you seeeeeee that! Turner has practically been broken in half and Garvin looks like he is ready to die of exhaustion!

Garvin manages to crawl his way over to Turner and wraps his hands around Turner’s throat and starts to slam Turner’s head against the canvas over and over again. Garvin starts screaming at Turner as he violently chokes him and slams his head against the canvas. There is absolutely no movement from Turner and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell as he desperately pries Garvin off of Turner.

Josephina Colbert: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed that the referee has decided Chris Turner is no longer able to compete, therefore, your winner by result of referee stoppage…Frank Garvin!

Garvin isn’t even able to celebrate as he just falls off of Turner in complete exhaustion as the Legacy medical team rushes to the ring to examine both of the bloody and exhausted warriors.

Bryan Harris: Hell of a match, boys, and a great way to end the evening - two guys getting beat to hell, and one of them being beat so bad that he can't continue.

Alan Ducard: A great night of action, to be sure, and these Boston fans have been given quite a prime start to this pay per view weekend.

Jimmy Yates: That they did, Al, and boy, did Frank Garvin make a statement here tonight. If he doesn't end up with a No Limits title shot in the near future, I'd be shocked.

Pale Riders, Extreme Athletes, and Smiling Jesters


Alan Ducard: The one last match on Sunday's Darkest Days pay per view that we've yet to preview is the World Championship main event triple threat match.

Bryan Harris: Issac Entragian is in position to defend the strap against two guys, and there's the potential for him to lose the belt without even getting pinned!

Jimmy Yates: The past few shows, the front office had been running a de facto tournament to determine who the two challengers in this match would be. Justin Moreno won a three-way match on STRIFE 56 and then beat John Thomas to put himself into his spot. Jester Smiles won the Hawkins Memorial Tournament finals at Destined For Greatness, and because of that accomplishment and a victory over Stephen Rawlings at STRIFE 58, he earned the other main event spot.

Alan Ducard: Three very different competitors, each with a distinct possibility of waking up on Monday with the top belt in this business in their possession... who will it be? You'll have to order Darkest Days on Pay Per View this Sunday night to find out!

Wicked Prosperity


We open to a incredible holiday scene. Snow. Children run and play. Every building is decorated nicely with white lights. We see carolers on the street corner. We hear sleigh bells as a pair of horses pull a sleigh dragging Santa Claus himself on the back. The sleigh pulls to stop. Santa steps out with his sack of goodies. And as the sleigh pulls away, Santa stands there and we hear the carolers. The soft bells on the sleigh.

Santa: HO! HO! H-!

A giant black bus comes and in the blink of an eye Santa is gone. The opening of Cage the Elephants "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" erupts as we get a quick glimpse of a maniacal Issac Entragian at the wheel of the bus. His sharpened teeth glistening with sickening glee. The side of the bus is plastered with a huge Darkest Days logo, and the front plastered... with... well... Santa Claus.

The beautiful, serene Christmas scene degenerates into anarchy as the bus pulls to a skidding halt. The door of the bus opens and out through an ominous mist spilling from the bus, steps a collection of the worst of the worst of Legacy. Ledge and Davis. Followed by The Flying Avengers. Followed by Steven Rawlings. Followed by Chivalric. Followed by Loco Martinez and John Thomas Followed by Ethan Leers. Followed by Matthew Dawson. Followed by Mirage and Cronos. And finally Elizabeth Gaunt with the World Champion closely behind.

As these men go to spread their own twisted version of "Holiday Cheer", Issac goes to the front of the bus, and we see Santa's hat caught in a wind shield wiper. Issac cackles as he pulls it off the front of the bus and pulls the blood stained Santa's hat over his ivory dome as the lyrics kick in.

"I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye"

A close of Elizabeth Gaunt as she makes her way into this Winter Wonderland. We notice she is wearing a black S&M inspired Santa's Little Helper outfit.

"I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said "I've never seen a man Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?"

She walks past snow man being built by a few kids. She touches the snow man and it immediately turns to water. One of the kids runs off in tears.

"If you pay the right price. Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way."

We see Chivalric approaching a few Salvation Army workers standing outside a nicely decorate holiday Store front. As they ring their bells nervously, he approaches with a bottle of chloroform and a rag.

"I said "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself? ... She looked at me and this is what she said:"

We see Stephen Rawlings following a few nuns who are collecting for a charity, endlessly badgering them.

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees."

We see Loco Martinez and John Thomas walking through a Christmas Tree farm. Axes in hands.

"I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free."

A quick montage of axe swings later and the trees are in pieces. Loco and John clink their axes together triumphantly.


"I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could."

We cut to Mirage and Cronos running to a snowy football game being played by kids. Cronos intercepts a pass. Stiff arms a couple kids into the snow on his way to the endzone.

"No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good".

The Carolers continue to sing, looking around wide eyed at the chaos unfolding around them. They try to compose themselves...

"Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,"

Ledge and Adam Davis walk by each pushing a high powered snow blower covering the carolers in a blast of snow.

"When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
Then he walks up from behind"

Back to the Salvation Army workers, a hand darts from behind one. The hand holding a rag covers his mouth. The man slumps to the ground... Leaving Chivalric standing there.

"And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight."

The other worker bolts. Chivalric looks at the bucket of money. He snatches is and walks off calmly.

"He said "Give me all you've got I want your money not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice."

We se a huge black throne set up. Next to it a huge black Santa sack is teeming with creepy crawling awffulness: spiders, snakes, maggots.

"I said "You can have my cash But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"

We see a line of children stretching a city block awaiting... we can assume, Santa Claus. We zoom into one little girl's hopeful face... which slowly drops as she sees Issac and Elizabeth walk by.

"He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees."

Issac takes seat on his throne and extends his arms out, inviting any child to step up and "sit on santa's lap". Cut back to the children in line. A unified scream from the group and the children flee!

"I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free."

We see a group of teens making nearly a dozen snowmen/women.

"I know I can't slow down,I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could."

Suddenly headlights are lit of a giant snowplow.

"No there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Until we close our eyes for good".

The Snowplow comes through mowing down the snowmen with ease. We see Loco Martinez giggling behind the wheel. John Thomas sitting next to him enjoying each satisfying "thump" of destroying a snowman.

"Now a couple hours passed
And I was sitting at my house,"

We get a shot of a lovely living Nativity.

"The day was winding down and coming to an end. So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend."

Ethan Leers approaches the Nativity, and reaches into the manger pulling out the baby doll that is laying inside, and proceeds to punt the thing. As the living nativity looks on in disgusted horror.

"I saw a preacher man in cuffs he'd taken money from the church,
He's got this bank account with righteous dollar bills."

We see the child in swaddling clothes flying through the air. Directly towards Mirage, who calls for a "fair catch", and safely catches the babe in swaddling clothes.

"But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes we've all got to satisfy those thrills."

Back to the Nativity. The Stable that housed the living nativity is now ablaze. The members are trying to put the fire out. Leers walks out with a contented look on his face.

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees."

We see Rawlings jimmy open the door of the house, with an empty sack, and then Grinch style and reappears with the Santa sack filled with gifts.

"We got bills to pay,
We got mouths to feed,"

VIP follow him in, and come out with a huge Turkey Dinner, on a nice silver tray.

"There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know we can't slow down,"

We see the Darkest Days bus once again. The men who had paraded off it early in the video start getting back on the bus.

"We can't hold back,"

We do a sweeping shot over the Christmas village that has been utterly destroyed at the hands of LEGACY's villains.

"Though you know, we wish we could."

As the last of LEGACY's worst parade back onto the bus, We see Elizabeth Gaunt walk up the steps seductively sucking a candy cane.

"No there ain't no rest for the wicked,"

Finally Issac walks up the steps and takes his seat as the bus driver and cackles a maniacal "HO.... HO.... HO...."

"Until we close our eyes for good"

before we go to black with the Darkest Days logo on out screen and the music fading out.



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